Cowabunga... Cow-a-♥♥♥♥♥♥' PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! This game is diarrhea coming out of my ♥♥♥♥! This game is as appealing as a ♥♥♥♥♥♥' ooze-infested dirty ♥♥♥♥♥♥' sewer rat ♥♥♥♥! I've had more fun playing with dog turds! Shredder's my ass and Splinter's my balls, this game is an inside-out ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ regurgitated putrid anal fecal matter! I'd rather ♥♥♥♥♥♥' yank all the hairs out of my scrotum! I'd rather drink diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo's anus! It suckin' ♥♥♥♥♥, it ♥♥♥♥♥♥' sucks, IT ♥♥♥♥♥♥' BLOWS, IT'S A PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥... and I don't like it.