Conky
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You've come... Friends; The Door of Fate, Shall open.

I've been Waiting for you... Friends.
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NieR:Automata™
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rattled anime skeleton tank model coming eventually, we're like 80% done with it. don't get too spooked.
18 ratings
Created by - Mobile Suit Garfield and Conky
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270 Hours played
It's embarassing that they'd try to fleece people out of 45$ for this pile of Complete Ass. What a joke that they'd release 1.0 in this state, after removing seemingly everything that worked in builds 4-5 years older than the current one and replacing it with about 30% as much content that is somehow even more buggy than the previous pile of ass.

The fact that they'd have the balls to increase the price, and try to steal from unsuspecting consumers even more than they've already stolen is just despicable. How people can defend this game or the Devs in any fashion is astounding to me. The greatest value this game has given me is coming back to play for a few hours once a year or so, just to see the hilarious changes and choices the Devs have made.

Every change for the purpose of "Realism" seems to have added new levels of Tedium, while also reducing engagement with the world, and removing features altogether.

Edit: This game somehow got even worse since this review was posted.

Side note, the Facial hair in-Game is so painfully bad, I'm not one to complain about textures and the like, but my lord this is brutal, it looks like some shaved dog hair glued on to my characters face. How can it be possible to continually make your game worse in every way possible for years at a time?

I write this Review as I spend 24 minutes searching for and joining a server, an act that is generally done in seconds. How is it even possible to have a Server browser this terrible? It was never good, but it used to work fine enough. I just don't understand how a human being can be incompetent enough to produce a garbage fire like DayZ.

If you buy this game as it in 1.0 for this obscene price, you're a victim, and you should try and get help for what this game has done to you.
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Welcome, chill out, grab a beer and keep your stick on the ice.
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N∅ir 28 Sep, 2024 @ 6:35am 
hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xx
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dyson daniels dpoy 31 Dec, 2020 @ 1:27am 
PLUSH, MOIST, FLUFFY CRUMB without being FREAKISHLY UNNATTURALLY so (as some store bought can be). No more DENSE CAKES!

Lovely VANILLA and butter flavour without a GREASY MOUTHFEEL;

Even, ELEGANT crumbs – no large TUNNELS or irregular, CRUMBY HOLES;

As TENDER as it can be but still be stable enough to make a LARGE layered cake SMOTHERED with WHITE FROSTING or piles of CREAM and berries. In contrast, Chiffon Cakes and Japanese Sponges which, while lighter still, cannot actually hold up to much extra weight – the BOTTOM LAYER GETS QUITE SQUISHED!

BEAT EGGS for 30 seconds on speed 6 of a Stand Mixer fitted with a whisk attachment, or hand beater.

With the BEATER still going, pour the SUGARin over 45 seconds.

Then BEAT for 7 minutes on speed 8, or until tripled in LOAD VOLUME and WHITE.

Pour BATTER into pans.

BAKE IT UNTIL ITS READY TO BE EATEN!
Gilla Killa 18 Dec, 2020 @ 7:07am 
HH
dyson daniels dpoy 30 Nov, 2020 @ 9:51pm 
I am pressing charges