1:1, all clown players will camp and tunnel, there is no exception
1:2, spirit and pyramid head are autopilot and were designed to appeal to the amoeba community in terms of IQ required to play
1:3, nurse is a lot easier than blight or huntress and basically every other high tier except spirit
1:4, blight has the highest skill cap (they removed hug tech this is outdated now)
1:5, ECUCKTION NEEDED GUTTING BOZO
1:6, hook grabs are outdated (wahh wahh if there are 4 survs in endgame they can get free escape and I can't camp :(. ) If there are 4 left and all gens popped you lost my friend
1:7, noed on high tier killers are for people that need crutches for their crutches
1:8, If you play hag you prey on children
1:9, if you play spirit you prey on children
1:10, if you play pyramid head you prey on children
1:11, if you play basement trapper you prey on children
1:12, if you run gen kick you prey on children
1:13, if you camp and tunnel at 5 gens you prey on children
1:14, if you play nurse you prey on children
1:15, if you play skull merchant you prey on children
1:15.2, if you play skull merchant you are the lowest possible type of human being, the excrement from an earthworm carries more value in life than you. Your very existence is pointless as even feeding you to pigs would be an insult to the pigs.
1:16, If you play twins, you prey on children
1:17: if you leave chase to kick a 5% gen, it doesn't change the fact you still can't maintain an erection.
1:18, if your starting strat is to hold 3 gens you prey on children and likely disappoint actual grown women with your lack of ambition.
1:19, if you're cracked with huntress you are very likeable as an individual and I recommend you have as many children as possible.
1:20, if you play condemned sadako you prey on children
1:21, if you are actually good with wesker or billy you probably struggle with getting people to stop trying to have intercourse with you
1:22, if you slug for 4k to prevent hatch you prey on children


2:1, if you play Nea you prey on children
2:2, if you play Rebecca or Cheryl you probably struggle with having large cockitis
2:3, if you don't do gens when the killer is camping you prey on children
2:4, if you hide when the only other survivor is juicing the killer you prey on children
2:5, if you bm the killer then immediately whine when getting camped and tunnelled you are mentally ill and I recommend chemical castration
2:6, If the killer starts playing sweatier after 3 gens pop immediately and you get upset you would probably end up as a wife beater if not for the fact women's ovaries shut down just by your scent
2:7, if you dc for hatch you will end up with 4 wives as allah ordained
2:8, if you bring a map offering you prey on children
2:9, if you bring BNP you prey on children
2:10, if you bring instaheal you prey on children
2:11, if you bring an antihook build on midwich you prey on children
2:12, if your teammate is being hard tunnelled and you aren't slamming gens or being actually useful in helping them, you prey on children.
2:13, if you unhook in front of the killer and don't protect the unhooked and get shocked when they get tunnelled im sure you also got shocked when your parents told you their divorce was your fault.
2:14, if you complain that a low tier m1 killer is playing dirty then you are delusional in every way and should swiftly seal yourself in a cellar to ensure you never spread your ilk
2:15, if you give up against a killer that's not nurse, twins, hag or skull merchant you prey on children
2:16, if you cleanse against plague you prey on children
2:17, if you run adrenaline you prey on children

3:1, shoutout to all our servicemen
3:1.2, and pregnant women
3:2, One reply per fan in comments
3:3, naturally these revelations are from me but don't apply to me.