Recent reviews by Chase

there's a special place in hell for people who have the audacity to use the One Eyed Mask.



also eris morn got some nice new 3d titties 0.o

very noice, Mods shouldn't monatery though

"Woah this planet looks awesome! Check out that moon!"
"Oops, I need to stop burning up, lets go shoot some rocks!'
"ooh floaty robot guy, What happens if I shoot him?"
*Proceeds to spend the next 4 minutes running away from the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ robot guys*

10/10 Best Game on Steam

~Playdough

I figured that quote fits perfectly to match this game. This game is full of amazing graphics and fun and interesting mechanics that are great to learn and master with friends or even alone. The bosses are tough and challenging, The objectives are always fun to complete but remain simple and promote exploration.

Then comes to the bad parts

Lets just start from the Beginning of the game. You begin by selecting a class, or race, or whatever the game calls it. Since you are starting the game for the first time, you are given a very brief description of what each class does and its stats. Now since this was my first play through and I like difficult games, I selected the class that the game told me was the most difficult. Little did I know this would come back and screw me over later.

You get put into the game and immediatly start fighting enemies which is nice since this game doesnt bother with lengthy tutorials but this meant that I would have to figure out how to create difficult combos on my own using the menu. Personally, creating personal combos are cool but the menu that was used to create these combos were difficult to use and changed the games difficultly majorly in certain circumstances.

The map was simply beautiful, The graphics were amazing and everything was just so much fun to look at. The level design is where it screws you over. The game has around 3 to 4 major places for you to explore that are all connected through a series of hallways. The hallways are boring to traverse and if you are playing with a friend then don't even expect to leave the area if your partner is away from keyboard or just a ♥♥♥♥. The game blocks you from leaving if you want to leave the area by yourself. The maps are also very large, which would be ok if it was open or had a map feature. No, the giant spaces are full of tight small paths and rooms that make it super difficult for finding the correct place to go to. Multiple times throughout this game I was forced to lookup the wear abouts of specific bosses that I needed to kill in order to complete the game. One of the last bosses was only possible to reach by walking under a staircase that was EXTREMELY out of the way. I spent a good majority of my hours in this game just wandering around and looking up guides in order to complete this game.

The game's customization is pretty cool, The bosses and enemies all drop weapons and pieces of clothing that you can equip to your character to change the stats and look. This was a cool feature that was implemented but after a while, you either don't get enough loot for the customization to matter or the loot you get just really sucks compared to loot you may already have. I beat this game in maybe a solid 3 hours. I never changed my cloths more then 3 times maximum and that was only because I found a cool helmet or gloves or something. Other then that, there is NO reason to customize your character because you have to be extremely lucky to find something better then what you begin with after the mini customization tutorial.

The final boss was what really got me. I spent FOREVER attempting to beat this boss. It took me multiple tries and many cans of GFuel to kill that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. It required perfect combos and use of weapons and VERY few mistakes. I spent a lot of time and energy and for my efforts, I got a steam achievement, JUST A STEAM ACHIEVEMENT. No gear, no super amazing new ability, not even a high five. Then the game was over just like that. I beat the game. I was super sad about the finale of this game. It built it up to be extremely intense and finished super weak. There is an endgame though, It involves collecting all of the moves and perfecting certain combos. I am sorry, But even year 1 Destiny 1 had a better end game...

I truely enjoyed this game, don't get me wrong. I loved it and I think I spent my money wisely. I just believe the game could use a bit more optimization. Sorry to talk about pure negatives of a game but honestly, thats all games are in this day in age. No one looks at the positives of games, Its all about how bad it is. I truely enjoyed this game. I loved it while I played it a few weeks ago. Im just put off by end games a few other feature. I will definitly purchase any DLC and play it through to the end.

"This game changed me, It saved my life from depression and AIDS"

This game is an absolute MASTERPIECE. I bought it as a joke believing I could make many jokes with my friends at the sillyness of having a game based on killing yourself, But as it found out, It brought me to my senses of my own depression and problem with AIDS. The games developers are to be worshipped for their time and effort in creating this beauty of a game.

Pros
Long loading screen to contemplate the meaning of each playthrough, plan out the attempt, and brush your teeth.
1 map so you dont need to learn a new level each time you complete the objective, Where is the fun in new things?
Only having 1 health to start the game so you don't need to work at removing the other 99 health
No music because music just honestly brings the game down if selected wrong, so it can't be wrong if there is NO music?
Nothing written in the about section because who needs to know about the developers am I right?
Deaths send you back to the main menu which gives you a sense of accomplishment and pride

Cons
No sex

Great game! I absolutely love the story and all the funny and cute characters! I sat down and finished this game around 21 times on my xbox and have down all the characters. I found the steam edition and love it all the same! It can be a bit laggy when playing online multiplayer when compared to Xbox but its nothing major that effected me too much. There is a significant difficultly spike if you're rushing the game though and will be forced to replay a couple of levels in order to meet a certain level and move on. Also levels can be kinda boring when by yourself. So grab some friends and enjoy this amazing game!!!

Dead game. Esports only

Ah yes, Another battle royale. What can I say? Like battle royale? Great! You still won't like this game! Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE that plays this game only does so to become like shroud. I swear to god I hate this game now because all my friends want to play it professionally and I just want to have fun. Even the game probes you to take the game more competitive with ads for tournaments and such. The game is so broken, you get sniped from no where, people just die sometimes, lag is always a consistent issue even though its been claimed to be fixed. Please don't get this game. I beg of you....

10/10
I bought this game believing it would be a funny thing to stream as a joke on my Youtube channel. I feel in love with the game and will most likely play it until the moment I pass

Pros
Hilarous gore, Yet completely unrealistic
Fast paced multiplayer that can go from hunting to TDM in a matter of seconds
1081 achievements that are all hilarous!
A couple of players looking for online matchs!

Cons
Tedious but funny campaign
God awful music
Controls a little shakey at first
When in multiplayer, if anyone else presses pause, It pauses it for everyone.

Can't even open game. I have heard multple good things about it. BUT I SPENT FIVE MINUTES SPAMMING PLAY IN STEAM AND IT NEVER OPENNED... New No man's sky confirmed???

Really good game that never ends the same way... It is very interesting as to how you will save Julia and meet the farmer.