Caff your friend Pneumothorx is posting cringe, I don't know if we can remain friends, I may have to block you on Gmail

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Aaahhh.. that sweet scent of a gamer girl's used garments. The essence of life itself. How I long for that exciting moment of solstice, just me and my goddesses's adornment.

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Mmghff. I cannot contain my sounds of pure primal lust when I partake in a mighty whiff of her attire. At times, a sense of absolute bliss overcomes me as I bask in my worship. The world is at peace and all evils are quelled...

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Hoooo-yeah. That... that was a potent one. Wheeee www, still reeling from that one...

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😲 AWuugh! A piece of organic matter makes its way into my sinus. A piece of the goddess herself has been implanted within me. Each breath of fresh air I take will be enriched by her blessed essence for days to come! I have only read about such wonders happening during worship! I have truly been blessed!

poor stephen merchant...

Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I want to bang the british robot so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go play portal 2 I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex with Wheatly. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Wheatlys tight robot bussy. I want his to have my mutant human/robot babies.

♥♥♥♥, my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mom caught me with the neighbors toaster. I put a bright blue LED on it and went to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my PC and Xbox 360 and PS3. I might not ever get to see Wheatly again.

+rep gooner

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