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Recent reviews by CKBM

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374 people found this review helpful
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14.6 hrs on record (5.3 hrs at review time)
Folks, I just played this game Nubby’s Number Factory. Incredible. Absolutely incredible. You wouldn’t believe it. Tremendous game. The whole thing? It’s about getting BIG numbers. And let me tell you something, nobody gets bigger numbers than me. Okay? Nobody.

You start off with tiny numbers. Sad numbers. Pathetic. Like Kamala's approval rating, just embarrassing. But then you build up your factory, upgrades, multipliers... BOOM! Suddenly you’re making numbers so big, the fake news media can’t even count that high. We’re talking exponential. Beautiful math. Even the calculators are saying, ‘Please stop, it’s too much!’

And this Nubby character? What a guy. Strange little fella kinda reminds me of Fauci, but more useful. He pegs, he bounces, he grinds. A real winner. Not like those low-energy games where you just walk around picking flowers. This is a game for business people. For WINNERS.

Graphics? Classy. Numbers? Huge. Soundtrack? Better than most DJs. I mean, we could play this at Mar-a-Lago and people would dance to it believe me.

I give it a 10 out of 10 no collusion, no inflation, just beautiful, huge, incredible numbers. Frankly, I think the Federal Reserve should take notes.

Play Nubby’s Number Factory. It’s the best. Everyone’s saying it.
Posted 18 April. Last edited 18 April.
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32.1 hrs on record (23.5 hrs at review time)
KCD 2 Electric boogaloo!
Posted 9 March. Last edited 10 March.
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1 person found this review funny
65.7 hrs on record (41.2 hrs at review time)
a terrifying presence has entered the room Part 2 electric boogaloo!
Posted 15 May, 2024. Last edited 15 May, 2024.
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44.7 hrs on record (43.2 hrs at review time)
a terrifying presence has entered the room
Posted 15 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
509.6 hrs on record (295.3 hrs at review time)
Core gameplay with some balance changes can be good

MTX, Batllepass(with old tekken7 rewards lol, and u can't even buy it for the price listed you have to buy more coins), 2 months after release.
Posted 5 April, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
12.4 hrs on record (2.8 hrs at review time)
☑ Pretty cool
☐ yikes forever
Posted 20 September, 2021. Last edited 21 September, 2021.
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14.4 hrs on record
u kill stuff is gud sometimes u wanna kills stuff it says use different weapon then is bad really bad only reason game is bad cuz of that
Posted 14 August, 2021.
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127.2 hrs on record (48.6 hrs at review time)
vr vr greatu gamu makes u thinkeru
Posted 30 October, 2019.
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413.2 hrs on record (261.9 hrs at review time)
They fixed alot of ♥♥♥♥ and balanced alot of stuff added more content payed and free its seem alright getting back to it after 2 years.

original review
Posted: 13 Aug, 2016 @ 12:50am

Dead by don't buy this piece of sh*t until it exits alpha!
Posted 12 August, 2016. Last edited 27 June, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
137.8 hrs on record (70.9 hrs at review time)
go to mother base punch someone !! get reply thank you boss 10/10
Posted 24 January, 2016.
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