YOU WANT ACTION? YOU WANT STRATEGY? YOU WANT GIGANTIC ROMANTIC BATTLES WHOSE SCALE RIVALS THAT OF YOUR MOTHER? WELL SIT THE ♥♥♥♥ DOWN AND SHUT YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MOUTH, SALLY MAE! BECAUSE THIS IS THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME FOR YOU!

YOU CAN PLAY AS THE RED XENOPHOBIC PRICKS, THE BLUE XENOPHOBIC PRICKS, OR THE GREEN XENOPHOBIC PRICKS IN THEIR QUEST TO DOMINATE EVERYONE THAT ISN'T A GLORIOUS PROGENITOR OF ROMULUS! WITNESS AS YOU CAN ♥♥♥♥ YOUR WIFE AND HAVE HER ♥♥♥♥ OUT SOME CROTCH-FRUIT TO RULE YOUR EMPIRE WHEN YOU BECOME A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WHITHERED OLD HUSK OF AN OLD MAN AND DIE! TREMBLE AS YOUR ARMIES FACE DOWN HORRIFYING BROWN PEOPLE ON TOP OF ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ELEPHANTS! AND LEARN TO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MANAGE YOUR CITIES OR YOUR INCOMPETANT INBRED NEPHEW WILL ♥♥♥♥ OVER THE ENTIRE EASTERN PROVINCE BECAUSE HE COULDN'T KEEP HIS HANDS OFF THE LADYBOYS!

JUST PLAY THIS ♥♥♥♥ ALREADY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

I nominated this game for The "Test of Time" award because it deserves it. Absolutely deserves it.

YOU WANT ACTION? YOU WANT STRATEGY? YOU WANT GIGANTIC ROMANTIC BATTLES WHOSE SCALE RIVALS THAT OF YOUR MOTHER? WELL SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH, SALLY MAE! BECAUSE THIS IS THE FUCKING GAME FOR YOU! YOU CAN PLAY AS THE RED XENOPHOBIC PRICKS, THE BLUE XENOPHOBIC PRICKS, OR THE GREEN XENOPHOBIC PRICKS IN THEIR QUEST TO DOMINATE EVERYONE THAT ISN'T A GLORIOUS PROGENITOR OF ROMULUS! WITNESS AS YOU CAN FUCK YOUR WIFE AND HAVE HER SHIT OUT SOME CROTCH-FRUIT TO RULE YOUR EMPIRE WHEN YOU BECOME A FUCKING WHITHERED OLD HUSK OF AN OLD MAN AND DIE! TREMBLE AS YOUR ARMIES FACE DOWN HORRIFYING BROWN PEOPLE ON TOP OF FUCKING ELEPHANTS! AND LEARN TO FUCKING MANAGE YOUR CITIES OR YOUR INCOMPETANT INBRED NEPHEW WILL FUCK OVER THE ENTIRE EASTERN PROVINCE BECAUSE HE COULDN'T KEEP HIS HANDS OFF THE LADYBOYS! JUST PLAY THIS SHIT ALREADY GODDAMN I nominated this game for The "Test of Time" award because it deserves it. Absolutely deserves it.