+rep listended to my life story drunk pon the web fishing

hello

I'm telling you, this guy has been deconstructing every "Rubik's Cube"™ he can get his hands on after solving them at least 20 times. I think that he's secretly been working on using these parts to make a fully functional "Rubik's Cube"™ Fleshlight that can still be used for its original purpose. Weird noises of shifting plastic and suspicious breathing can be heard throughout his neighbourhood whenever he's home. Keep an eye on this bloke.

He said sex to me.

The destroyer of worlds, great to finally meet you

mac and banana is goated