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32.5 hrs on record (18.0 hrs at review time)
This is what we need from video games as an art form. Every aspect of this game is perfect, with the writing, world building, and sound design being shining examples of what other games should strive for. The feeling that you will experience if you complete this game is one only video games can give. I'm not going to describe that feeling, but trust me, it is amazing.
Posted 11 December, 2022.
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2.7 hrs on record
I really wanted to like this game. It's just more often frustrating then it is pleasurable, and I don't like playing games like that. When I beat a tough boss I don't feel very accomplished. The only times I die outside of boss fights are because I just ran out of health eventually. Then, I would have to go all the way back to where I died which could sometimes take up to ten minuets. Backtracking is not fun, and it makes this game a somewhat miserable experience in places. Playing through that miserable experience is not worth it. I refunded.
Posted 23 May, 2022.
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157.9 hrs on record
The story is good yes, but the online, the actual content that is being continually supported, is not. It's just not fun anymore, and the features that Rockstar keeps adding to steal more money from children are bad to say the least. Why is it so hard to get money without cheating or paying? That defeats the whole purpose of the game. Grinding is not fun.
Posted 5 May, 2022.
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27.3 hrs on record (13.0 hrs at review time)
The best "roguelike" or "roguelite" I've ever played. The game is better than so many Triple A 60 dollar games, it's impressive how good the story, art, and game design are. I don't want to beat it because then the fun would be over, which makes it a 10/10.
Posted 5 May, 2022.
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109.0 hrs on record (95.0 hrs at review time)
You gamers get way to bent out of shape over simply having to sign in with an Epic Games account, a service that gives you two free games a week. The Epic Store is good, and you guys are just too busy jerking off Valve to see it. The game is also good, and deserves to be recommended. Especially for only 20 bucks.
Posted 4 August, 2020. Last edited 5 May, 2022.
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15.6 hrs on record (12.2 hrs at review time)
Lots of really good and fun content for a 30 dollar game. Definetley worth a buy.
Posted 10 March, 2018.
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2.7 hrs on record (2.1 hrs at review time)
Garfield Kart helped me find my true meaning in life, and that is finding all the puzzle pieces.
Posted 28 August, 2016.
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0.8 hrs on record
Is fez multiplayer awnser me noob scrubs
Posted 25 January, 2015.
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0.5 hrs on record
Fun... wish their was keep inv
Posted 21 December, 2014.
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86.0 hrs on record (25.0 hrs at review time)
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THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER!
Posted 23 December, 2013.
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