"I got really sharp hands" -Biological 2k15
"I can mow down a whole prison block" -Biological 2k15
"You have enough missles in your hair to take down a small asian" -Biological 2k15
"Im going to talk slightly younger" -Biological 2k16
"Are you kidding me? My nipples are as sharp as knives." -Doughnut 2k17
"Cuz ya boi thicc" *dies* -Biological 2k17
" More incest " -Doughnut 2k17
"Power is stored in the generator" -Doughnut 2k18
"The flamethrower was pretty good agaisnt the childeren" -Doughnut 2k18
"Kill them all peacefully" -Doughnut 2k18
"/me jettisons myself into space using only my thunder thighs" -Biological 2k19
"I realized I subconsciously almost created to the T, the Donkey Kong Country Theme." -Doughnut 2k19
"You need to quit trying to challenge god is such a powerful line for a Zootopia abortion fan comic edited to be about Arby's." -Biological 2k20
"If I had a dollar for every time someone RP'ed getting raped by 173 i'd have more than 10 dollars." -Sixshot 2k20
"You know what, it's times like these that I think I'm pro choice" -Rocket 2k20
"You sniffing what im sniffing? Its glue." -Sixshot 2k21
"I mean, if you want to keep a loaded magazine for mythological creatures, maybe you shouldnt own a gun, but-" -Toxic 2k22
"You're just a hot anime boy in a lesbian kind of world." -Sixshot 2k22
"God gives his most socially awkward barbers his most senile Turtles" -Biological 2k22
"Forget about a girl being shorter or taller, they need to have bigger thighs than me so I dont feel so dominant." -Sixshot 2k23
"Another W for the toddler tosser." -Sixshot 2k23
"I will die a martyr, you will simply just die." -Biological 2k24 (possessed by Skarner)
"I didnt run it down, I made a play." -Evan 2k24
"I want to make a joke, but I need to think of it first." -Glacial 2k24


Wes explains algebra: Make sure you measure your ♥♥♥♥ then square it by the volume of your microwave then divide it by your cats age in dog years all over 2C° and that's how you get the velocity of this egg -Doughnut 2k17

{Kattz}The Crazy Doughnut Kitten: Either I never noticed it just happened
Biological Sock: YOu are in puberty?
{Kattz}The Crazy Doughnut Kitten: I saw like 150 Asains in Walmart
{Kattz}The Crazy Doughnut Kitten: And ♥♥♥@ you

Doughnut Kattz: Those tanks are phasing into each other
Doughnut Kattz: Its like tank porn

Biological Sock: I
Biological Sock: k*
Biological Sock: How the ♥♥♥♥ do I miss-spell one letter?

Doughnut Kattz: Midlane wants your ass
Doughnut Kattz: Hes also getting distracted by anime titty's
Biological Sock: Thats my favorite thing to do.
Doughnut Kattz: Same

Biological Sock: I am a radical buddhist.
Biological Sock: The most passive-aggressive person alive

{Kattz} The Insane Doughnut Cat: alrught
{Kattz} The Insane Doughnut Cat: gonn JOIN:?
{Kattz} The Insane Doughnut Cat: Im having a stroke
Biological Sock: what
Biological Sock: the ♥♥♥♥

AlexDragoon: we doin da think
AlexDragoon: root

AlexDragoon: welp productivness went out the window and I learned running in the 90s on my bass
Biological Sock: I call that productivity

Biological Sock: females are jsut man'ts
{Kattz} The Insane Doughnut Cat: Ablert Newton - 2027k

Biological Sock: What the ♥♥♥♥ is this conversation
Felix: The kind that makes nipples pierce ice

Felix: wanna do some hehrlo warija
Felix: Sorry had a stroke
Felix: Halo wars?
Biological Sock: hehrlo warija

Alex: Yeah my duck is ripping up my pants

Savanna: Stop assaulting cheese wheels with your face, then
Biological: no

Riddick: I had my Achilles Tendon removed and replaced with long strings of monkeys from monkey in the barrel.
Biological: Theoretically, what if one of the monkeys was removed?
Riddick: They cannot be removed because they have monkey strength.
Biological: Ah yes my mistake.

Ace: You're shooting my asscheeks.
Biological: The most vital organ.

Felix: So how many times DID you watch Wall-E?
Bio: ehhh about nine times
Felix: Oh really? What did you watch it on?
Bio: This computer
Felix: Bio, no, like the platform- ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Sixshot: Im not lactose intolerant.
Rocket: Oh right you're just intolerant.

Alex joins call
Jon: What's up small ♥♥♥♥?
Alex: My ♥♥♥♥.
Bio: It's not up by much though.

Sixshot: If I had 9994 Bio's I would have 1 nautical mile.
Bio: I like how you didn't say you would have a nautical mile of Bio's, but just a nautical mile.
Jon: 1 nautical Bio.
laughter from 3 dumb-asses

Jon: technical babble, learning unity
Jon: Child locator.
Bio: What?

Logan: Yo Wes, I saw you making an oatmeal milkshake and I used to have those in college and I just thought I gotta ♥♥♥♥ one of tho- gotta ♥♥♥♥ with one of those.
Bio: No, no, no, you're going to what the oatmeal milkshake?
Logan: You heard me, im going to ♥♥♥♥ the milkshake.

Logan: Alpharius and Omegius-Omegon ♥♥♥♥ it im combining their names. Almogon.
Bio: Amogus
Logan: Amogon
Bio: Alpharisus
Logan: Alpharisus and Amogon
Bio: Imposter Dominatsus

Bio: why do we need to find an orphan? With the killing we've done we've made a few hundred today alone.
Evan: Is that just what you do?
Bio: How do you think those orphanages stay in business?
Logan: Yeah, they pay us, its our job dont you know, orphan filler, we fill up orphanages.

Bio: Call it a science experiment, if you feel so inclined
Felix: We're the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ science team and brother, I got a hypothesis

Glacial: I cant wait until your bladder bursts
Evan: Naa, I be hitting that at the gym, people at the urinal ask me if I need a spotter.