Imagine getting rear-ended by a sober driver. What kind of loser does that?

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a reall cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was sthat too far? Really sorry im really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

L + plundered + no wenches + marooned + you have scurvy + landlubber + walk the plank + the crew watches Markbeard now + young captain better + all hands on deck + yer with the Royal Navy + you've rats in your rations + our cannons will rip ye to shreds + ye crew mutinied + cheap rum + you have no booty + scuttled + mutinous crew + no cannons + small ship + no parrot + you have no treasure maps + no doubloons + barnacles on the bottom of your boat + ♥♥♥♥ sails + good teeth + no eyepatch + no peg leg + no hook + ye too smart + ye still got tricked by Blackbeard + bad captain + me mother had a better ship + damaged boat + small crew + bad quartermaster + good hygiene + capsized boat + ye be stranded + unstable crows nest + moldy food + ye abandoned yer wife + ye'll be hung by the crown soon + yer stolen ships location be: Caribbean Sea, 20 degrees north, 80 degrees West Ships Name: "The Angels Fist" , Three-master, 28 cannons flying the Spanish Flag, 5 knots if the wind be right

L + plundered + no wenches + marooned + you have scurvy + landlubber + walk the plank + the crew watches Markbeard now + young captain better + all hands on deck + yer with the Royal Navy + you've rats in your rations + our cannons will rip ye to shreds + ye crew mutinied + cheap rum + you have no booty + scuttled + mutinous crew + no cannons + small ship + no parrot + you have no treasure maps + no doubloons + barnacles on the bottom of your boat + ♥♥♥♥ sails + good teeth + no eyepatch + no peg leg + no hook + ye too smart + ye still got tricked by Blackbeard + bad captain + me mother had a better ship + damaged boat + small crew + bad quartermaster + good hygiene + capsized boat + ye be stranded + unstable crows nest + moldy food + ye abandoned yer wife + ye'll be hung by the crown soon + yer stolen ships location be: Caribbean Sea, 20 degrees north, 80 degrees West Ships Name: "The Angels Fist" , Three-master, 28 cannons flying the Spanish Flag, 5 knots if the wind be right

L + plundered + no wenches + marooned + you have scurvy + landlubber + walk the plank + the crew watches Markbeard now + young captain better + all hands on deck + yer with the Royal Navy + you've rats in your rations + our cannons will rip ye to shreds + ye crew mutinied + cheap rum + you have no booty + scuttled + mutinous crew + no cannons + small ship + no parrot + you have no treasure maps + no doubloons + barnacles on the bottom of your boat + ♥♥♥♥ sails + good teeth + no eyepatch + no peg leg + no hook + ye too smart + ye still got tricked by Blackbeard + bad captain + me mother had a better ship + damaged boat + small crew + bad quartermaster + good hygiene + capsized boat + ye be stranded + unstable crows nest + moldy food + ye abandoned yer wife + ye'll be hung by the crown soon + yer stolen ships location be: Caribbean Sea, 20 degrees north, 80 degrees West Ships Name: "The Angels Fist" , Three-master, 28 cannons flying the Spanish Flag, 5 knots if the wind be right

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