Seven o'clock in the evening watchin' something stupid on TV. I'm zoned out on the sofa, when my wife comes in the room and sees me. And she says 'Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?' And I say 'I don't know, say it's getting late, whatchu wanna do for dinner?' She says 'I kinda had a big lunch so I'm not super hungry.' I said 'Well, you know baby, I'm not starvin' either but I could eat.' She says 'So what do you have in mind?' I said 'I don't know, what about you?' She says 'I don't care, if you're hungry, let's eat." I said 'That's what we're gonna do. But first you've gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for.' And she says 'Let me think, what's left in our refrigerator?' I says 'Well, there's tuna, I know.' She said 'That went bad a week ago.' I said 'Is the chili okay?' She said 'You finished that yesterday.' I hopped up and said 'I don't know, do you wanna get something delivered?' She's like, 'Why would I wanna eat liver? I don't even like liver.' I'm like, 'No, I said 'delivered'.' She's like, 'I heard you say liver.' I'm like, 'I should know what I said.' She's like, 'Whatever, I just don't want any liver.' Well, I was gonna say something, but my cell phone started to ring. Now who could be callin' me? Well I checked my caller ID. It was just cousin Larry callin' for the third time today. My wife said 'Let it go to voicemail.' I said 'Okay. Where were we? Oh, dinner, right, so what do you wanna do?' She says 'Why don't you whip up something in the kitchen?' 'Yeah,' I said 'Why don't you?' And then she said 'Baby, can't we just go out to dinner please?' I say 'No.' She says 'Yes.' I say 'No.' She says 'Yes.' I say 'No.' She says 'Yes, oh, here's your keys.' I step a little bit closer, say 'Okay, where you wanna go?' She says 'How about The Ivy?' Said 'Yeah, well I don't know. I don't feel like gettin' all dressed up and eatin' expensive food.' She said 'Olive Garden?' I say 'Nah, I'm not in the mood. And Burrito King would make me gassy, there's no doubt.' She says 'Just forget about it.' I say 'No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!' Then I get an idea, I say 'I know what we'll do!' She says 'What?' I say 'Guess.' She says 'What?' I say 'We're going to the drive-thru!' So we head out the front door, open the garage door. Then we open the car doors, and we get in those car doors. Put my key in the ignition, and then I turned it sideways, and we fasten our seat belts, as we pull off the driveway. Then we drive to the drive-thru. Heading off to the drive-thru. We're approaching the drive-thru. Getting close to the drive-thru. Almost there at the drive-thru. Now we're here at the drive-thru. Here in line at the drive-thru. Did I mention the drive-thru?