Aurum Neons prestationsframsteg för POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Upplåst 13 apr, 2014 @ 13:58

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Upplåst 13 apr, 2014 @ 14:02

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Upplåst 13 apr, 2014 @ 14:10

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Upplåst 29 dec, 2015 @ 12:45

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Upplåst 29 dec, 2015 @ 13:58

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Upplåst 29 dec, 2015 @ 12:40

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Upplåst 29 dec, 2015 @ 13:39

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Upplåst 29 dec, 2015 @ 14:47

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Upplåst 2 jan, 2016 @ 11:29

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Upplåst 2 jan, 2016 @ 12:33

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Upplåst 24 jun, 2017 @ 20:43

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Upplåst 24 jun, 2017 @ 21:37

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Upplåst 3 jan, 2016 @ 10:47

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Upplåst 21 jun, 2017 @ 18:40

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Upplåst 2 jan, 2016 @ 12:21

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Upplåst 29 dec, 2015 @ 13:27

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Upplåst 29 dec, 2015 @ 14:45

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Upplåst 21 jun, 2017 @ 15:31

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Upplåst 29 dec, 2015 @ 14:04

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Upplåst 2 jan, 2016 @ 20:43

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Upplåst 21 jun, 2017 @ 19:36

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Upplåst 3 jan, 2016 @ 10:54

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Upplåst 13 apr, 2014 @ 14:18

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Upplåst 3 jan, 2016 @ 9:52

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Upplåst 16 jun, 2017 @ 10:25

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Upplåst 29 dec, 2015 @ 13:06

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Upplåst 2 jan, 2016 @ 11:20

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Upplåst 24 jun, 2017 @ 20:47

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Upplåst 21 jun, 2017 @ 16:51

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Upplåst 21 jun, 2017 @ 16:55

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Upplåst 3 jan, 2016 @ 10:04

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Upplåst 2 jan, 2016 @ 10:58

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Upplåst 2 jan, 2016 @ 11:26

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Upplåst 29 dec, 2015 @ 14:33

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Upplåst 2 jan, 2016 @ 10:48

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Upplåst 24 jun, 2017 @ 20:25

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Upplåst 3 jan, 2016 @ 10:25

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Upplåst 29 dec, 2015 @ 14:05

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Upplåst 3 jan, 2016 @ 9:57

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Upplåst 29 dec, 2015 @ 12:44

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Upplåst 3 jan, 2016 @ 10:17

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Upplåst 13 apr, 2014 @ 13:58

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Upplåst 29 dec, 2015 @ 12:19

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Upplåst 29 dec, 2015 @ 12:59

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Upplåst 3 jan, 2016 @ 10:53

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Upplåst 29 dec, 2015 @ 14:27

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Upplåst 29 dec, 2015 @ 14:18

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Upplåst 3 jan, 2016 @ 9:47

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Upplåst 29 dec, 2015 @ 14:28

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Upplåst 3 jan, 2016 @ 10:52

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Upplåst 29 dec, 2015 @ 12:35

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Upplåst 22 jun, 2017 @ 15:51

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Upplåst 29 dec, 2015 @ 14:12

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Upplåst 24 jun, 2017 @ 21:38

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Upplåst 3 jan, 2016 @ 11:38

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

3 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

3 / 10

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

2 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

2 / 30