Proezas de Aurum Neon no POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Desbloqueada a 13 abr. 2014 às 13:58

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Desbloqueada a 13 abr. 2014 às 14:02

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Desbloqueada a 13 abr. 2014 às 14:10

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Desbloqueada a 29 dez. 2015 às 12:45

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Desbloqueada a 29 dez. 2015 às 13:58

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Desbloqueada a 29 dez. 2015 às 12:40

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Desbloqueada a 29 dez. 2015 às 13:39

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Desbloqueada a 29 dez. 2015 às 14:47

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Desbloqueada a 2 jan. 2016 às 11:29

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Desbloqueada a 2 jan. 2016 às 12:33

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Desbloqueada a 24 jun. 2017 às 20:43

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Desbloqueada a 24 jun. 2017 às 21:37

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Desbloqueada a 3 jan. 2016 às 10:47

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Desbloqueada a 21 jun. 2017 às 18:40

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Desbloqueada a 2 jan. 2016 às 12:21

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Desbloqueada a 29 dez. 2015 às 13:27

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Desbloqueada a 29 dez. 2015 às 14:45

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Desbloqueada a 21 jun. 2017 às 15:31

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Desbloqueada a 29 dez. 2015 às 14:04

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Desbloqueada a 2 jan. 2016 às 20:43

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Desbloqueada a 21 jun. 2017 às 19:36

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Desbloqueada a 3 jan. 2016 às 10:54

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Desbloqueada a 13 abr. 2014 às 14:18

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Desbloqueada a 3 jan. 2016 às 9:52

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Desbloqueada a 16 jun. 2017 às 10:25

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Desbloqueada a 29 dez. 2015 às 13:06

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Desbloqueada a 2 jan. 2016 às 11:20

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Desbloqueada a 24 jun. 2017 às 20:47

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Desbloqueada a 21 jun. 2017 às 16:51

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Desbloqueada a 21 jun. 2017 às 16:55

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Desbloqueada a 3 jan. 2016 às 10:04

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Desbloqueada a 2 jan. 2016 às 10:58

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Desbloqueada a 2 jan. 2016 às 11:26

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Desbloqueada a 29 dez. 2015 às 14:33

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Desbloqueada a 2 jan. 2016 às 10:48

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Desbloqueada a 24 jun. 2017 às 20:25

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Desbloqueada a 3 jan. 2016 às 10:25

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Desbloqueada a 29 dez. 2015 às 14:05

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Desbloqueada a 3 jan. 2016 às 9:57

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Desbloqueada a 29 dez. 2015 às 12:44

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Desbloqueada a 3 jan. 2016 às 10:17

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Desbloqueada a 13 abr. 2014 às 13:58

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Desbloqueada a 29 dez. 2015 às 12:19

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Desbloqueada a 29 dez. 2015 às 12:59

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Desbloqueada a 3 jan. 2016 às 10:53

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Desbloqueada a 29 dez. 2015 às 14:27

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Desbloqueada a 29 dez. 2015 às 14:18

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Desbloqueada a 3 jan. 2016 às 9:47

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Desbloqueada a 29 dez. 2015 às 14:28

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Desbloqueada a 3 jan. 2016 às 10:52

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Desbloqueada a 29 dez. 2015 às 12:35

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Desbloqueada a 22 jun. 2017 às 15:51

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Desbloqueada a 29 dez. 2015 às 14:12

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Desbloqueada a 24 jun. 2017 às 21:38

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Desbloqueada a 3 jan. 2016 às 11:38

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

3 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

3 / 10

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

2 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

2 / 30