Postęp osiągnięć użytkownika Aurum Neon w POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Odblokowano: 13 kwietnia 2014 o 13:58

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Odblokowano: 13 kwietnia 2014 o 14:02

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Odblokowano: 13 kwietnia 2014 o 14:10

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Odblokowano: 29 grudnia 2015 o 12:45

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Odblokowano: 29 grudnia 2015 o 13:58

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Odblokowano: 29 grudnia 2015 o 12:40

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Odblokowano: 29 grudnia 2015 o 13:39

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Odblokowano: 29 grudnia 2015 o 14:47

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Odblokowano: 2 stycznia 2016 o 11:29

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Odblokowano: 2 stycznia 2016 o 12:33

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Odblokowano: 24 czerwca 2017 o 20:43

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Odblokowano: 24 czerwca 2017 o 21:37

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Odblokowano: 3 stycznia 2016 o 10:47

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Odblokowano: 21 czerwca 2017 o 18:40

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Odblokowano: 2 stycznia 2016 o 12:21

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Odblokowano: 29 grudnia 2015 o 13:27

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Odblokowano: 29 grudnia 2015 o 14:45

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Odblokowano: 21 czerwca 2017 o 15:31

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Odblokowano: 29 grudnia 2015 o 14:04

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Odblokowano: 2 stycznia 2016 o 20:43

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Odblokowano: 21 czerwca 2017 o 19:36

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Odblokowano: 3 stycznia 2016 o 10:54

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Odblokowano: 13 kwietnia 2014 o 14:18

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Odblokowano: 3 stycznia 2016 o 9:52

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Odblokowano: 16 czerwca 2017 o 10:25

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Odblokowano: 29 grudnia 2015 o 13:06

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Odblokowano: 2 stycznia 2016 o 11:20

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Odblokowano: 24 czerwca 2017 o 20:47

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Odblokowano: 21 czerwca 2017 o 16:51

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Odblokowano: 21 czerwca 2017 o 16:55

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Odblokowano: 3 stycznia 2016 o 10:04

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Odblokowano: 2 stycznia 2016 o 10:58

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Odblokowano: 2 stycznia 2016 o 11:26

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Odblokowano: 29 grudnia 2015 o 14:33

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Odblokowano: 2 stycznia 2016 o 10:48

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Odblokowano: 24 czerwca 2017 o 20:25

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Odblokowano: 3 stycznia 2016 o 10:25

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Odblokowano: 29 grudnia 2015 o 14:05

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Odblokowano: 3 stycznia 2016 o 9:57

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Odblokowano: 29 grudnia 2015 o 12:44

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Odblokowano: 3 stycznia 2016 o 10:17

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Odblokowano: 13 kwietnia 2014 o 13:58

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Odblokowano: 29 grudnia 2015 o 12:19

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Odblokowano: 29 grudnia 2015 o 12:59

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Odblokowano: 3 stycznia 2016 o 10:53

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Odblokowano: 29 grudnia 2015 o 14:27

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Odblokowano: 29 grudnia 2015 o 14:18

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Odblokowano: 3 stycznia 2016 o 9:47

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Odblokowano: 29 grudnia 2015 o 14:28

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Odblokowano: 3 stycznia 2016 o 10:52

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Odblokowano: 29 grudnia 2015 o 12:35

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Odblokowano: 22 czerwca 2017 o 15:51

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Odblokowano: 29 grudnia 2015 o 14:12

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Odblokowano: 24 czerwca 2017 o 21:38

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Odblokowano: 3 stycznia 2016 o 11:38

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

3 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

3 / 10

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

2 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

2 / 30