The Manhattan Eruv calls your name.

Ash? Ash Bacon?

I Love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me

You know, when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn,"

"I really hope some hot chick paints my brians all over some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hallway."

And here we are.

I mean really , just absolutely destroy me.

I'm talkin' full on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage.

And I want it to scare the ♥♥♥♥ outta me.

I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me

your little "peepee pisspiss boy."

I want you to ♥♥♥♥ me up.

I mean I want you to make me your ♥♥♥♥♥.

Your little peepee-piss-myself-♥♥♥♥♥.

I want it to get embarrassing.

I mean like... wierdly embarrassing

Unsanitary, too.

We should be entirely different people,

by the end of the first eight hours.

Do you understand what I'm trying to say here?

I mean, I'm a real freak. I'm not normal.

Ma'am...

Please...

You have to crush me.

The End of Evangelion: 3 minutes, 43 seconds.

Eva fan

The most sane eva fan...