awesomenauts is gone old man

LOL WASHED UP FLOCK OFF BEING RECOGNIZED ON THE STREET BY OLD MAN ATRUM

do you remember me

it's flock off

Me and my family always love going to the piers in Maine. One day after a beautiful buttered lobster, we were invited to go whale watching on the private dock, a spot only left open for exclusive guests where you could see seemingly infinite water. We couldn't pass this up!

The tour guide greeted us and we immediately saw a massive fin come out of the water. He said "That's a blue whale, the largest animal to ever exist!" Then we saw a sharp black and white whale. The tour guide said "That's a killer whale, one of the smartest creatures on Earth." What happened next was unbelievable. We felt rumbling under our feet and out came a massive whale that had a shadow which was a mile long.

The tour guide was speechless, shaking in fear, the color was draining for his skin. He had never seen such a creature in his life. But I, I had read legends of such a creature. I knew that was the Genshin whale. My suspicions were confirmed when I saw the Anemo archon riding on the endless creature's back. This whale was insecure about his spending, and was about to crash into us.

There is only way to stop a creature of this magnitude and it was words. I yelled "Please, we are innocent, we just wanted to see the scenery" No response. Pity was not this creature's weakness. He was coming closer when I yelled "This won't make you feel any better about your reckless spending!!" This only angered the creature, reasoning was too far gone for someone with such rage. I knew there was only one option left, with a fainting breath I yelled "You're not a whale, you deserved Venti!"

With that, the creature submerged itself back in the water, and we lived to see another day