Yo, my bad fam, I peeped your profile and straight up thought you were lookin’ cute in that pic, no cap, had to slide that in)) It’s mad rare to see queens out here gaming haha! I don’t know, it’s a dudebro thing, I’m like, super anti-misogyny vibes, I’ll be the one in the kitchen yeetin’ sandwiches, bet. We should totally squad up on L4D2 sometime, it’s a bussin’ zombie game with some skibidi spooky moments, but don’t trip, I’ll be there to rizz up and protect you ;) My bad, that ain’t me tryna flirt, I swear, just tryna be chill and friendly, I’m vibin’ with your profile pic, sorry if that was too extra? Mad sorry, I’m lowkey shy, don’t leave the crib much haha, hit me up on Skype, we should chop it up more, you seem mad nice and fun, xxx, slay!

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heard this guy hasn't showered since last year

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i stopped talking to this guy ever since he came out

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