1: Stalin- Objectively the most well groomed and best looking

2: That one twink from Japan (I forgot his name, I think his initials are H T)

3: Castro

4: H*tler- That uniform looks good on him

5: Saddam Hussein- Not bad but not my type

6: Kim Jong-un- Looks good in some photos but not really

7: Napoleon- Built like a bowling ball

8: Putin- Old

9: Caesar- Older

10: Nero- Neck-bearded ginger (not technically a dictator but I had to include him)

11: Mussolini- Body of Gru, head of a thumb

12: Mao Zedong- I doubt anything he did as a dictator was worse than that hair, also my eyes keep getting stuck on that mole/wart

girl: am i the funniest girl u know?

me: on skibidi ur like a lvl 690 W Sigma Lil Tay Gyatt from Ohio, Kai Cenat would definitely put u in his top 10 rizz moments and thats on banban 🗿🍷

girl: what?

me:

Bro I’m dead💀😭(biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasize how hilarious I found this, I made a hyperbolic statement saying that I was dead because it implies that I found this video so funny I ceased to live. I was simply employing the tactics of figurative language in order to better and more effectively communicate my message. Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly employed by the youth has made my message more understandable and reachable by the younger generation, many of whom are in this chat. For example, I could have said "that video was a real knee slapper". This would have made sense to some of the older people in this chat as knee slapping used to be a sign of hilarity. However, in this digital age in which we now live, knee slapping is not as common and many of today's youth may not understand the reference. I therefore made my message more understandable to younger people through my use of simple, easily understood slang.)

HEY KING

I SAW YOUR TWEET ABOUT HOW WOMEN ARE TRASH AND. I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW I AGREE. ALTHOUGH I MYSELF AM A WOMAN (I KNOW UGH) I AM ON YOUR SIDE. "ONE OF THE GOOD ONES" AS SOME MAY SAY. BTW I DIDN'T NOTICE HOW FAT YOUR ♥♥♥♥ IS TILL NOW BUT IT'S AWESOME.

ummm truth nuke???

Why are you angry? Because you can’t handle Indian intellect, satire, or sarcasm on Steam?
Oh nooo… Indians replied with brains instead of victimhood — now you're crying?
So passing racist comments is your birthright, but the moment Indians return the favor with humor and sharpness, it’s “online bullying”?
Haha… bro blinked twice and filed a UN complaint.
Indians didn’t even warm up yet, and you’re already holding your chest like you saw a ghost.
Go drink some warm milk and rest. Steam is not for the weak.
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