YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW READY YOU ARE

• WE WILL PUT A GIANT TARP IN FRONT OF THE MOON
• 7,070,399 SQUARE MILES OF PERMANENT TARP
• 99.9954% LIGHT ABSORPTION. BLACKER THAN TAR OIL
• 100% CONCEALS EVERY VISIBLE ANGLE FROM EARTH

I PROMISE YOU WILL NEVER SEE THE DAMN THING AGAIN

→ IT IS ALREADY PAID FOR ←
IT IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION
THIRTY THOUSAND MEN HAVE DIED