Proezas de simon cry of fear no POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Desbloqueada a 5 jan. 2021 às 3:16

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Desbloqueada a 5 jan. 2021 às 2:31

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Desbloqueada a 6 jan. 2021 às 4:13

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Desbloqueada a 2 abr. 2023 às 15:28

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Desbloqueada a 5 jan. 2021 às 3:14

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Desbloqueada a 5 jan. 2021 às 2:58

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Desbloqueada a 5 jan. 2021 às 7:28

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Desbloqueada a 6 jan. 2021 às 3:21

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Desbloqueada a 7 jan. 2021 às 11:20

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Desbloqueada a 9 jan. 2021 às 7:39

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Desbloqueada a 11 jan. 2021 às 8:25

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Desbloqueada a 12 mar. 2022 às 3:40

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Desbloqueada a 28 out. 2023 às 0:38

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Desbloqueada a 9 mar. 2021 às 13:52

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Desbloqueada a 10 mar. 2022 às 13:35

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Desbloqueada a 7 jan. 2021 às 11:25

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Desbloqueada a 6 jan. 2021 às 2:34

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Desbloqueada a 13 jul. 2022 às 14:45

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Desbloqueada a 6 jan. 2021 às 4:27

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Desbloqueada a 5 jan. 2021 às 3:08

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Desbloqueada a 10 mar. 2022 às 13:33

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Desbloqueada a 6 jan. 2021 às 2:52

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Desbloqueada a 6 jan. 2021 às 2:43

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Desbloqueada a 11 mar. 2022 às 13:33

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Desbloqueada a 11 mar. 2022 às 10:06

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Desbloqueada a 10 mar. 2022 às 14:05

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Desbloqueada a 12 mar. 2022 às 3:01

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Desbloqueada a 12 mar. 2022 às 3:41

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Desbloqueada a 5 jan. 2021 às 2:54

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Desbloqueada a 11 mar. 2022 às 11:55

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Desbloqueada a 11 mar. 2022 às 10:49

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Desbloqueada a 11 mar. 2022 às 11:52

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Desbloqueada a 13 jul. 2022 às 14:45

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Desbloqueada a 11 mar. 2022 às 14:04

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Desbloqueada a 29 abr. 2022 às 12:45

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Desbloqueada a 30 de abr. às 4:59

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Desbloqueada a 5 jan. 2021 às 3:33

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Desbloqueada a 5 jan. 2021 às 3:00

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Desbloqueada a 6 jan. 2021 às 4:29

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Desbloqueada a 9 mar. 2021 às 13:47

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Desbloqueada a 21 mar. 2021 às 7:26

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Desbloqueada a 5 jan. 2021 às 3:02

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Desbloqueada a 10 mar. 2022 às 13:55

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Desbloqueada a 2 abr. 2023 às 15:38

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Desbloqueada a 28 out. 2023 às 0:40

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Desbloqueada a 11 jan. 2021 às 8:18

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Desbloqueada a 2 abr. 2023 às 15:15

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Desbloqueada a 2 abr. 2023 às 15:02

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Desbloqueada a 13 jul. 2022 às 14:45

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Desbloqueada a 11 mar. 2022 às 11:04

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Desbloqueada a 11 mar. 2022 às 8:22

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Desbloqueada a 11 mar. 2022 às 9:05

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Desbloqueada a 30 de abr. às 12:18

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Desbloqueada a 12 mar. 2022 às 3:41

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Desbloqueada a 21 mar. 2021 às 7:09

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Desbloqueada a 21 mar. 2021 às 9:03

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Desbloqueada a 30 abr. 2022 às 2:36

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Desbloqueada a 1 mai. 2022 às 10:20

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Desbloqueada a 3 mai. 2022 às 8:27

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Desbloqueada a 21 mar. 2021 às 7:05

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Desbloqueada a 29 abr. 2022 às 13:25

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Desbloqueada a 27 de abr. às 12:23

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Desbloqueada a 1 mai. 2022 às 12:24

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Desbloqueada a 29 abr. 2022 às 12:25

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Desbloqueada a 13 jul. 2022 às 14:45

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

5 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

17 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

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