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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Odblokowano: 5 stycznia 2021 o 3:16

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Odblokowano: 5 stycznia 2021 o 2:31

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Odblokowano: 6 stycznia 2021 o 4:13

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Odblokowano: 2 kwietnia 2023 o 15:28

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Odblokowano: 5 stycznia 2021 o 3:14

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Odblokowano: 5 stycznia 2021 o 2:58

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Odblokowano: 5 stycznia 2021 o 7:28

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Odblokowano: 6 stycznia 2021 o 3:21

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Odblokowano: 7 stycznia 2021 o 11:20

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Odblokowano: 9 stycznia 2021 o 7:39

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Odblokowano: 11 stycznia 2021 o 8:25

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Odblokowano: 12 marca 2022 o 3:40

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Odblokowano: 28 października 2023 o 0:38

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Odblokowano: 9 marca 2021 o 13:52

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Odblokowano: 10 marca 2022 o 13:35

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Odblokowano: 7 stycznia 2021 o 11:25

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Odblokowano: 6 stycznia 2021 o 2:34

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Odblokowano: 13 lipca 2022 o 14:45

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Odblokowano: 6 stycznia 2021 o 4:27

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Odblokowano: 5 stycznia 2021 o 3:08

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Odblokowano: 10 marca 2022 o 13:33

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Odblokowano: 6 stycznia 2021 o 2:52

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Odblokowano: 6 stycznia 2021 o 2:43

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Odblokowano: 11 marca 2022 o 13:33

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Odblokowano: 11 marca 2022 o 10:06

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Odblokowano: 10 marca 2022 o 14:05

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Odblokowano: 12 marca 2022 o 3:01

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Odblokowano: 12 marca 2022 o 3:41

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Odblokowano: 5 stycznia 2021 o 2:54

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Odblokowano: 11 marca 2022 o 11:55

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Odblokowano: 11 marca 2022 o 10:49

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Odblokowano: 11 marca 2022 o 11:52

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Odblokowano: 13 lipca 2022 o 14:45

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Odblokowano: 11 marca 2022 o 14:04

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Odblokowano: 29 kwietnia 2022 o 12:45

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Odblokowano: 30 kwietnia o 4:59

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Odblokowano: 5 stycznia 2021 o 3:33

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Odblokowano: 5 stycznia 2021 o 3:00

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Odblokowano: 6 stycznia 2021 o 4:29

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Odblokowano: 9 marca 2021 o 13:47

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Odblokowano: 21 marca 2021 o 7:26

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Odblokowano: 5 stycznia 2021 o 3:02

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Odblokowano: 10 marca 2022 o 13:55

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Odblokowano: 2 kwietnia 2023 o 15:38

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Odblokowano: 28 października 2023 o 0:40

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Odblokowano: 11 stycznia 2021 o 8:18

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Odblokowano: 2 kwietnia 2023 o 15:15

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Odblokowano: 2 kwietnia 2023 o 15:02

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Odblokowano: 13 lipca 2022 o 14:45

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Odblokowano: 11 marca 2022 o 11:04

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Odblokowano: 11 marca 2022 o 8:22

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Odblokowano: 11 marca 2022 o 9:05

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Odblokowano: 30 kwietnia o 12:18

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Odblokowano: 12 marca 2022 o 3:41

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Odblokowano: 21 marca 2021 o 7:09

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Odblokowano: 21 marca 2021 o 9:03

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Odblokowano: 30 kwietnia 2022 o 2:36

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Odblokowano: 1 maja 2022 o 10:20

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Odblokowano: 3 maja 2022 o 8:27

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Odblokowano: 21 marca 2021 o 7:05

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Odblokowano: 29 kwietnia 2022 o 13:25

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Odblokowano: 27 kwietnia o 12:23

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Odblokowano: 1 maja 2022 o 12:24

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Odblokowano: 29 kwietnia 2022 o 12:25

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Odblokowano: 13 lipca 2022 o 14:45



Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
5 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
17 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
8 / 20

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
+8

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