Käyttäjän simon cry of fear POSTAL 2-saavutukset

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Avattu 5.1.2021 klo 3.16

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Avattu 5.1.2021 klo 2.31

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Avattu 6.1.2021 klo 4.13

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Avattu 2.4.2023 klo 15.28

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Avattu 5.1.2021 klo 3.14

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Avattu 5.1.2021 klo 2.58

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Avattu 5.1.2021 klo 7.28

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Avattu 6.1.2021 klo 3.21

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Avattu 7.1.2021 klo 11.20

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Avattu 9.1.2021 klo 7.39

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Avattu 11.1.2021 klo 8.25

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Avattu 12.3.2022 klo 3.40

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Avattu 28.10.2023 klo 0.38

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Avattu 9.3.2021 klo 13.52

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Avattu 10.3.2022 klo 13.35

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Avattu 7.1.2021 klo 11.25

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Avattu 6.1.2021 klo 2.34

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Avattu 13.7.2022 klo 14.45

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Avattu 6.1.2021 klo 4.27

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Avattu 5.1.2021 klo 3.08

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Avattu 10.3.2022 klo 13.33

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Avattu 6.1.2021 klo 2.52

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Avattu 6.1.2021 klo 2.43

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Avattu 11.3.2022 klo 13.33

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Avattu 11.3.2022 klo 10.06

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Avattu 10.3.2022 klo 14.05

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Avattu 12.3.2022 klo 3.01

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Avattu 12.3.2022 klo 3.41

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Avattu 5.1.2021 klo 2.54

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Avattu 11.3.2022 klo 11.55

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Avattu 11.3.2022 klo 10.49

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Avattu 11.3.2022 klo 11.52

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Avattu 13.7.2022 klo 14.45

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Avattu 11.3.2022 klo 14.04

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Avattu 29.4.2022 klo 12.45

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Avattu 30.4. klo 4.59

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Avattu 5.1.2021 klo 3.33

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Avattu 5.1.2021 klo 3.00

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Avattu 6.1.2021 klo 4.29

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Avattu 9.3.2021 klo 13.47

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Avattu 21.3.2021 klo 7.26

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Avattu 5.1.2021 klo 3.02

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Avattu 10.3.2022 klo 13.55

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Avattu 2.4.2023 klo 15.38

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Avattu 28.10.2023 klo 0.40

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Avattu 11.1.2021 klo 8.18

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Avattu 2.4.2023 klo 15.15

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Avattu 2.4.2023 klo 15.02

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Avattu 13.7.2022 klo 14.45

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Avattu 11.3.2022 klo 11.04

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Avattu 11.3.2022 klo 8.22

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Avattu 11.3.2022 klo 9.05

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Avattu 30.4. klo 12.18

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Avattu 12.3.2022 klo 3.41

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Avattu 21.3.2021 klo 7.09

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Avattu 21.3.2021 klo 9.03

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Avattu 30.4.2022 klo 2.36

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Avattu 1.5.2022 klo 10.20

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Avattu 3.5.2022 klo 8.27

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Avattu 21.3.2021 klo 7.05

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Avattu 29.4.2022 klo 13.25

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Avattu 27.4. klo 12.23

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Avattu 1.5.2022 klo 12.24

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Avattu 29.4.2022 klo 12.25

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Avattu 13.7.2022 klo 14.45

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

5 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

17 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

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