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bro you can deflect bullets with ur sword its so cool

because Niko likes pancakes, they must hate waffles.

we love abusive relationships in this household

I was apprehensive about playing this but it was good I guess

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In general, the game seems pretty slow and simple with a lack of depth. The lack of weight and speed to movement pretty much entirely ruins it for me; especially for a game about going fast. Although not entirely applicable, I think the comparison to Ultrakill is a good one. Ultrakill pretty much encompasses all of the movement in this game plus plenty more, as well as makes it relevant due to the necessity of dodging and precision you have to maintain while moving.

I do like the idea of the card system, though. I just feel like it is really underwhelming, and that some of the cards' abilities should have just been base movement abilities in exchange for making the cards more interesting, which could have enabled cool movement combos.

SUPERHOT

mountain

Now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall glisten before the temples of man! Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are not forgotten! And thy punishment... is death!