And thus Leomarto Complained

Leomarto Complainer

Good evening Vinny, I'm from the National Urology Society and we received your questions sent to our e-mail, and we're pleased to answer:

Yes, 3 inches is considered small. We recommend you surgery process;

No, it's not usual for the condom to be loose. There's no XS size;

Even if 3 inches is quite small, it is still possible for your partner to have an orgasm during sexual relationships, so if it doesn't happen with you like you've mentioned, the lack of competence is your responsibility;

No, you cant have a prostate exam, it's only for 50-year-olds or older. Please, do not insist;

The attraction for people of the same sex can be a strong sign of homosexuals tendencies;

Any other questions, we're here to help. Have a nice day.

I wanna be number one. How's that? Short and simple enough for you? It's gonna be a long, hard road. But who knows? Could kick ass... Could be dangerous. Could totally suck. Whaddaya say, bro? Join me. Let's see how far we can take this. And for you there holding the Wii Remote right now... Just press the A Button. Let the bloodshed begin.

-Travis Touchdown

I know a lot of gamers out there don't have much patience. Least that's what Bishop, the dude at the Video store said. So I'm at the register, then I realize I got no money. I was seriously broke. Why? Cuz I met this smokin' hot chick last night at the Death-Match bar. Man, she smelled good! So being the gentleman I am, I bought her a drink. Anyhoo, I decide to get a job. The gig: assassinate the drifter. So I went where I was supposed to and waited for the guy to show up. And there he was. This cat. Well dressed, cool. Couldn't tell if he was "the ♥♥♥♥"...or just plain ol' ♥♥♥♥. Yeah, so he's stylin', fast, aggressive and packin' heat. Bada Bing! Or at least it was supposed to be... Til she showed up. Her name: Sylvia Christel. An agent with this whatchamcallit association.
-Travis Touchdown

Vinny. I love you