+Rep u cool dude have a good day and gl in ur games 🔥

I’m at a Walmart at 2 a.m., and this guy walks in wearing a full Guy Fieri outfit—bleached spiky hair, flame shirt, sunglasses indoors, the whole vibe. He grabs a shopping cart, but instead of walking, he sprints down the aisles like he’s in the grocery Olympics. He’s yelling, “WELCOME TO FLAVOR TOWN!” every time he grabs something off the shelf—a bag of Doritos, a can of Pringles, a single raw onion. When he gets to the frozen section, he slides on his knees like he’s sliding into a DM and screams, “THIS IS MY JAM!” while holding up a Hot Pocket.

The cashier looks at him and goes, “You paying with card or cash?” and he says, “Neither. I’m paying with vibes.” Then he pulls out a kazoo, plays the Shrek theme song, and walks out without buying anything. The security guard just shrugs and says, “Third time this week.”

Absolute madman. Flavor Town is lucky to have him.

+rep plays to win

a joy to play with

Ran into him at the gym, and he was just benching his entire setup—monitor, keyboard, PC, and all. I asked him if he was getting ready for a competition, and he told me, 'Yeah, it’s called Ranked, and it’s only for the elite.' Then he put on his gaming headset mid-bench and started calling out plays in Warzone to a squad that wasn’t even there. When I left, he was still repping 3 plates and shouting, 'One shot! One shot!' at the top of his lungs. Inspirational.

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