Let's prove we're the best duo

+Rep u cool dude have a good day and gl in ur games 🔥

I’m at a Walmart at 2 a.m., and this guy walks in wearing a full Guy Fieri outfit—bleached spiky hair, flame shirt, sunglasses indoors, the whole vibe. He grabs a shopping cart, but instead of walking, he sprints down the aisles like he’s in the grocery Olympics. He’s yelling, “WELCOME TO FLAVOR TOWN!” every time he grabs something off the shelf—a bag of Doritos, a can of Pringles, a single raw onion. When he gets to the frozen section, he slides on his knees like he’s sliding into a DM and screams, “THIS IS MY JAM!” while holding up a Hot Pocket.

The cashier looks at him and goes, “You paying with card or cash?” and he says, “Neither. I’m paying with vibes.” Then he pulls out a kazoo, plays the Shrek theme song, and walks out without buying anything. The security guard just shrugs and says, “Third time this week.”

Absolute madman. Flavor Town is lucky to have him.

+rep plays to win

a joy to play with

Ran into him at the gym, and he was just benching his entire setup—monitor, keyboard, PC, and all. I asked him if he was getting ready for a competition, and he told me, 'Yeah, it’s called Ranked, and it’s only for the elite.' Then he put on his gaming headset mid-bench and started calling out plays in Warzone to a squad that wasn’t even there. When I left, he was still repping 3 plates and shouting, 'One shot! One shot!' at the top of his lungs. Inspirational.

Top player

I swear, this guy doesn’t even have veins anymore—just pure liquid G-Fuel coursing through his system. Last week, I saw him at Walmart holding a 50-pound bag of protein powder in one hand and an entire gaming PC in the other. I asked him, 'Aren't you going to get a cart?' and he just looked me dead in the eye and said, 'No time to waste when you’re grinding.' Then he double-jumped over the checkout lane and disappeared in a cloud of Dorito dust. Absolute legend.

GG WP

eagle MVP

Skilled teammate!

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goat :3

that knife is embarassing

Signed by me :) Lets play csgo

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

gogo

You see, the fidget spinner is more than just a toy: it is the most unique and inspirational form of art of the 21st century only respected by the most intelligent of people. I highly doubt that the greatest "athletes" put as much time into perfecting their sport as we do into mastering the fidget spinner. Tell me; what "sport" requires as much concentration, effort, flexibility, and intellect than the art of performing the perfect spin? I'll answer that for you: none of them. I swear, if I ever hear someone associate fidget spinners with "autism" ever again, I will be more than willing to put them on the ground. I wouldn't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ care if I was put into jail. I am more than willing to sacrifice my well-being to defend not just my passion, but my life.

помойка ♥♥♥♥♥♥

trash

-rep u can hear the b❤️❤️❤️❤️ breathe in the mic, as he struggles to get air into his lungs. Probably due to extreme overweight

have an offer for ya, added mate.

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Waluigi is the ultimate example of the individual shaped by the signifier. Waluigi is a man seen only in mirror images; lost in a hall of mirrors he is a reflection of a reflection of a reflection. You start with Mario – the wholesome all Italian plumbing superman, you reflect him to create Luigi – the same thing but slightly less. You invert Mario to create Wario – Mario turned septic and libertarian – then you reflect the inversion in the reflection: you create a being who can only exist in reference to others. Waluigi is the true nowhere man, without the other characters he reflects, inverts and parodies he has no reason to exist. Waluigi’s identity only comes from what and who he isn’t – without a wider frame of reference he is nothing. He is not his own man. In a world where our identities are shaped by our warped relationships to brands and commerce we are all Waluigi.

absolute trashcan

add me, its important

sup bro, lets play together, send me a friend request pls

yo dude, send me a friend request, lets play together

hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat

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hey, i cant send you friend request, so can you add me please? its urgent

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add me, can you?

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I will not charge you money, but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangment as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reasons I rather not say on here. I will expect hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangment, you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they may visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requriments are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, cacausan or asian only, republican, biologially female, no tattoos, no Muslims, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangment.

Chocolate Giddy-Up, I invite you to the Fight Smack in The Orphanage (FSITO) where we protect orphants from the drugs in our community. and remember, UNITE IN THE SMACK-DOWN! Because orphans don't have parents!

yeah i probably was a bit mentally challenged haha, i was like 12 so give me a break

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Dude, you really need to learn how to defend and position....

Hеy bro, I'vе playеd cs against you rеcеntly and I'd like to invitе you in our tеam. Hеrе's my main account, add mе plеasе https://steamproxy.net/id/lonartcs . We're planning to compete in some tourney, I think we have good chances with you especially :)

richtig töfte mit nem guten taste of music

Yao Hunt shut the absolute ♥♥♥♥ up

11:23 best score ever in 30 rounds

brainless noob

Gets carried hard and then thinks he's hot ♥♥♥♥ lmao, definitely bullied irl poor lad.

-rep, awful teammatre

+rep very good comment thanks a lot

-REP ugly gay kid there not know how to be nice dude hope you get cancer and die you suck for mony so sad get a life ♥♥♥♥♥♥

I was born into a family of non-yeeters.

Every morning before I went to school my father would say, "if I ever find out that you've hit that yeet, I'll thump ya." "Yes, pa," I would always reply. It was a regular occurrence for him to burst into my room unannounced while I was relaxing or doing my homework. "Y'all hitting that yeet?" he would seeth. "No, pa," I would answer. "Good." He would then walk out of the room and shout, "if I ever catch ya, it's a thumpin'." It was a difficult upbringing. I had seen my friends hittin' that yeet at school, and many of them encouraged me to partake. I would swallow my pride. "No, thanks. I don't want to catch a thumpin' from pa." As a result, I was an outcast.

A loner. I became depressed, knowing that I would never be like my peers, that I would never fit in - I would never hit that yeet. One day, when I was still but a wee lad, I became curious. I was in my room, watching Instagram videos of fellas my age hittin' that yeet all over town without a care in the world. My intentions got the better of me. I stood up, my knees trembling. Carefully, I leaned onto my right foot and raised my hand in the air. I breathed in.