I am not gay, I have relationships with women and SEX with MEN.

Teenagers do not need ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ flesh lights.

They need hobbies.

For Christ sake if your child is so addicted to Jacking off that their hands aren’t good enough anymore, they need to use their brains to fashion a homemade pocket ♥♥♥♥♥ just like the rest of us had to do and have the experience of that triumphant indignation, or just have nothing at all. Don’t ask your mom for a ♥♥♥♥ doll you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ psychopath.

Don’t buy one for your kids either wtf is wrong with you? You’re encouraging their sex addiction and your kids are going to be approaching REAL sex as if they are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ an inanimate object and that is going to really traumatize some young women.

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PROMISE you you’re teen doesn’t need your HELP jacking off. They are already spending too much time doing it I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guarantee it.

Lady, you have 3 boys that are now of masturbating age? You need to figure out a way to MITIGATE how much ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ semen is filling up your socks, sinks, washing machine, pillows, sheets, shower drains, ♥♥♥♥ whatever the hell else they can bust into they have and will. You are probably unaware that you are living in a house that is absolutely teeming with ♥♥♥. You literally are the foreman of a ♥♥♥ factory.

I wouldn’t be surprised if these kids lives were just “roblox, porn, Minecraft, eat, porn, roblox, tik tik, porn, eat, eat, tv, eat, porn, sleep”