I used to roll half a bottle of laxative pills into a Crunch wrap supreme and then leave cow pies on peoples door mats. People in my town installed porch cameras to catch the "Phantom S hitter" they said it couldn't possibly be one man, the hits were too frequent and too large. It had to be a whole gang of city punks coordinating and making planned precision strikes. I felt like a god among lesser beings in my town. Every time i was at the local diner and i overheard someone screaming about the black slop they found on their porch i felt powerful and unstoppable. I became too arrogant, started striking during the day. That's when they caught me and strung me up in the streets and hit me with rocks. I barely escaped with my life and i had to leave town. Now after all these years, I'm in a new town and I behave well enough. But I've got this nagging feeling, the urge is back, and I'm starting to think that my new town is about to experience a storm

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AITA for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ inside my crush?
nsfw
I (18M) was at my crush's (24F) birthday party. Her mom (69F) and dad (420M) asked me whether i could go get her from upstairs because she was taking too long to get ready. I went upstairs and knocked at her room, to which my crush (24F) said "♥♥♥ inside"

Good soldiers follow orders, so i unzipped my pants and pulled her shorts down, then came inside her.

She(24F)slapped me and threw me downstairs and her parents (69F and 420M) put up a case on me

I just followed her(24F) orders, AITA?

IF YOU DIED TOMORROW I WOULDN'T BE AT YOUR FUNERAL BECAUSE I'D BE WATCHING.

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