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20 November, 2012 - Big Gulp Cup | 0 Comments

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10 Reasons Why Porch Monkeys isn't a racial slur and totally should be taken back

10 April, 2012 - Big Gulp Cup | 1 Comments

10. Porch monkeys don't go ass to mouth

9. It's a cute name. Who doesn't want to be one?

8. If you really look at it, a porch monkey is just a monkey on a porch. Kinda like spearchucker

7. Rappers don't seem to use it. When was the last time you heard a rapper use it in a song anyways?

6. It could be an adorable nickname for your black niece

5. Never heard Al Sharpton get pissy about it.

4. No one really tried to ban the phrase

3. Call a black person a porch monkey, they'll probably be more confused than offended.

2. I've never heard the news tip-toe around it and call it the P.M. word

1. If i wanted to be racist, I would've called you a nigger already.

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