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You will never find a lazier bunch of well-dressed individuals. To avoid lawsuits, ladies are more than welcome. Want help? Can't. This chair is so comfortable. Exercise? No clue what that is. We're 100% better than the Justice League and Avengers combined and do 110% less work then they do.

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20 de novembro de 2012 - Big Gulp Cup | 0 comentário(s)

You can almost hear the crickets. chirp chirp. chirp chirp.

10 de abril de 2012 - Big Gulp Cup | 1 comentário(s)

10. Porch monkeys don't go ass to mouth

9. It's a cute name. Who doesn't want to be one?

8. If you really look at it, a porch monkey is just a monkey on a porch. Kinda like spearchucker

7. Rappers don't seem to use it. When was the last time you heard a rapper use it in a song anyways?

6. It could be an adorable nickname for your black niece

5. Never heard Al Sharpton get pissy about it.

4. No one really tried to ban the phrase

3. Call a black person a porch monkey, they'll probably be more confused than offended.

2. I've never heard the news tip-toe around it and call it the P.M. word

1. If i wanted to be racist, I would've called you a nigger already.

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