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>i had all the unusuals and all the stranges, other kids were jealous
>find the best clan in the world
>"PORC is love, PORC is life." I say to myself
>Dad hears me and tells me to get a life
>I call him a cum guzzling thundercunt
>He cuts off my internet and sends me to bed
>I sit up all night crying
>Hear a soothing voice whisper
>"Having fun is the key"
>I get goosebump knowing Petit lardon had come for me
>Bend over, spreading my cheeks
>Lardon sticks his Strange Professional Killstreak Rocket launcher into my rear and takes me for a ride
>Halfway through, dad comes in
>Lardon looks him in the eyes
>"Add [PORC] to your steam name. So people will know you're part of the best tf2 clan ever made ever, ever. "
>Dad is promptly headshot by Badman's Strange Professional Killstreak Festive Huntsman
>Lardon fills me with his juicy rockets
>"Praise the ham"
>Lardon rocket jumps out of my window leaving me alone
>PORC is love
>PORC is life