Fact: I have to sit down to pee because of my cat. If i dont, he will jump on the rim of the toilet and sneak a free golden shower. My cat loves to get peed on. To compound the situation, the bathroom door does not latch, so if he hears someone enter he uses his 40 mph max speed to virtually teleport there from wherever he is in the house.

It's very important to expose yourself to opposing views so as to not be trapped in an "echo chamber". That's why every day I always try to read at least one thing written by some angry asinine loser that sucks and I hate

I believe it was Karl Marx that said: "You have reached the end of your membership at karlmarxquotes.com"

By studying your vocabulary can I confirm your gender to be: female?

Requiring everyone's clocks to be at the same time is communism. Let the free market decide what time it is.

I'm a furry,
You're a furry too.

Furry, furry, furry

Yiff me!