bog is the coolest

Poo is the kind of person who thinks being loud equals being right, and unfortunately for everyone else, they never seem to run out of things to be loudly wrong about. They walk around with the confidence of someone who's never been told "no," but should’ve heard it way more often. Somehow, they manage to be both self-absorbed and oblivious at the same time — a truly impressive feat in mediocrity. Poo’s idea of a deep conversation is gossip sprinkled with half-baked opinions, all delivered with the smugness of someone who thinks they’re the smartest person in the room. Spoiler: they’re not.