Poo is the kind of person who thinks being loud equals being right, and unfortunately for everyone else, they never seem to run out of things to be loudly wrong about. They walk around with the confidence of someone who's never been told "no," but should’ve heard it way more often. Somehow, they manage to be both self-absorbed and oblivious at the same time — a truly impressive feat in mediocrity. Poo’s idea of a deep conversation is gossip sprinkled with half-baked opinions, all delivered with the smugness of someone who thinks they’re the smartest person in the room. Spoiler: they’re not.

Poo has an uncanny ability to make every situation about themselves, as if the world revolves around their every whim. Their arrogance isn’t just irritating—it’s exhausting. Conversations with Poo feel like walking through a swamp of ego, where every word they say drips with condescension. They thrive on drama, always managing to twist facts and play the victim, even when they’re clearly the one stirring the pot. Being around Poo is like being slowly drained of patience—nothing genuine ever seems to come from them, only manipulation wrapped in fake smiles.