All hail the Almighty Loaf

Welcome fellow comrades to the amazing world of mystery. This group will explore the phenomena of life itself, the human mind and the unobservable universe. We will evaluate the relationship between God, humans and bread. "Loaf have mercy on our souls, the night of the living (br)dead will come and haunt this world until its doomed inevitable end." ~Loafer

I remember his exact words as he was pulled majestically from the Wonder Oven. "If anyone's in Christ, he is a new creation. The old has past away, behold the new has come. 2 Corinthians 5:17." It was like no epiphany I had ever experienced. The Loaf has enlightened me, awakening my soul to it's full potential. ~Isaiah Thomas, stupid black kid from the video