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Weekly Fail Train FUN: Weekend Showtime with Drac

23 January, 2015 - Atramint | 0 Comments

Hello Fail Train - This is to officially anounce a new weekly activity for any that might be interested in joining. I will be hosting an InstaSynch room each Saturday and Sunday (if anyone shows up at least) where we will watch various shows and/or movies in a sort of MST3K style. Here is the link for the room: http://instasynch.com/rooms/Draconaes

We currently have the following shows in rotation (Will edit as needed):

Saturday - RWBY (Season 1 Completed)
Sunday - My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (Currently on Season 2)

There is no set schedule, I will anounce the start in the skype group and host the call. Anyone is free to join and to suggest new material for a given weekend. I am also willing to host similar sessions on other days if anyone is interested.

Suggestions/voting/name calling/etc. can be handled most easily in the skype group chat.

What Time Is It? Bullshit Time!

31 December, 2014 - A Heavy Deliguy | 0 Comments

Dear Idiots,

Today marks not only the designated day of whatever institution decided today would mark the start of a new year, but (roughly) the one year anniversary of Fail-Train itself. Here's some interesting statistics I have gathered on the group over the past year:

We currently have 14 awesome members
2 of those members are lame and do not participate in Skype chat (but we still love you)
Our totally web 3.0 website has received a total of 238 page views over the past year, with each visitor staying for an average of 54 seconds
Visitors' browsers predominantly identified their users as speaking US English. Second most common was Portuguese. Third was Russian. British English ranked fifth.
A normal angle has been definitively proven to be exactly 2 degrees
The Elder Scrolls Online is bad and Bethesda should feel bad
Matt is 80% alcohol and 20% pure idiocy
Paddy is 80% tea, 10% dubious predictions, 5% spontaneous death, and 5% "I don't even know, man!"
Sean is 100% Sean
Kady is 90% cat lady and 10% creepy baby voices
Brennan is 50% banana, and 50% unknown composition
Dan is 40% loud, 40% boistrous, and 20% Family Guy reference
Quade is 60% DM, 35% ham, and 5% broken bones
Rainey is 100% Super Marissa Land
Mon is 100% "please kill me now"
Zach is 100% best lurker 2014
Krimmy is 100% runner up lurker 2014
James is 100% Batman
Richie is 100% video game nerd redneck
Barry is 85% llama, 10% mantis, and 5% "screw you guys, I'm going home!"