Fire warms friends and keeps enemies away.

In the Game of Windows Live...
The World was unformed,
Shoured by lag !
A land of grey crash, archbugs and everloading screen.

Then, from the Steam, They came,
And found the Souls of Sales within the Steam.
Half Life, the First of the Game,
The Witch of Greenlight and her Daughters of Indies,
Gaben, the Lord of Sales, and his fanboy knights.
And the furtive Uplay, so easily forgotten.

With the Strength of Lords, they challenged Microsoft.
Gabe's mighty sales peeled apart their overpriced games,
The Witches weaved great games,
Half Life unleased a Miasma of Wait and Dispear.
And Skype the Pointless betrayed his own, Microsoft were no more.

Thus began the Age of Sales, but soon the server will fade, and only Dark will remain.
Even now, there are only -25%, and man sees not sales but endless full prices,
and amongst the living are seen, carriers of the accursed Ubi soft.