Welcome to Casa de Boner!

Here at the Boner Boyz™ we believe in an "All Drip, No Sweat" mentality. If you're being a tryhard and taking the game so seriously that you give yourself a hernia trying to out fat shame someone's mother, you're doing it wrong. Those were the ways of the early 2000s COD lobby. Noone is intimidated by that, and only serves to make you look like an angry 14 year old. Nowadays you should be asserting your dominance with your unfathomable drip. Why creep around in the dark wearing inconspicuous clothing, when instead you can walk around dressed like a disco ball. If you're walking around with disgusting default skins and a full bank account then this may not be the place for you, because remember- "Money is temporary, Drip is forever." Although we do not care about sweating on 4 year olds in pvp, it should be noted that any attack against the Boner Boyz™ or attempt to commandeer drip will be treated as a capital offense. This heavily disrupts the vibes we are trying to put off and will result in you being officially marked as a Bad Vibes Individual™. Any questions or applications can be sent to the drip masters, our very own Master of Bait or The Prophet.

We hope you enjoy your stay.