No, dad! No!

WEEGEE, aka Luigi, aka Mario's failure brother is constantly shoop'd into any image in existence. Created 8/11/2007 by the LUEser MonkeyInCloset, Weegee has become a common meme in /v/, and most images he's in create instant lulz. His disturbing image is based off the equally disturbing sprite found in the ♥♥♥♥-tastic DOS game "Mario is Missing", a game where you travel the world in search of his lost brother while learning things. Normal Luigi is in the NES and SNES versions of the game, and Weegee can only be found in the DOS version. Weegee's piercing gaze is known to rupture souls, rend dimensions, break bosons and devour minds. It doesn't take much lurking on /v/ to witness Weegee embarking on another grand adventure in the vidya. To this day it remains unknown if Weegee is actually "Luigi" or something far worse, like a Waluigi clone. Nevertheless, you might want it to stay away from your children. Prior to his current career as a plumber, Weegee dabbled in photography.

WEEGEE STARE (noun, verb): A complex (and not so complex) ability given to all Weegees. Through Weegee Stare a Weegee can extract the soul of a victim, cause them to forget who they are and also transform the victim into another Weegee. Time and time again this process has been studied, always the same conclusion has be made: More Weegees.