STEAM GROUP
$$$ Talk shit, Get hit $$$ Elf_Practise
STEAM GROUP
$$$ Talk shit, Get hit $$$ Elf_Practise
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15 August, 2014
Language
English
Location
United Kingdom (Great Britain) 
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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
POPULAR DISCUSSIONS
12 Comments
ISNANE_meow 21 Jan, 2020 @ 8:17am 
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gilli 6 Dec, 2019 @ 8:38am 
yes
x1nikko 22 Jan, 2017 @ 4:06pm 
y r u running

EEEE 25 Nov, 2015 @ 10:08am 
Hello
gaffeR 15 Nov, 2015 @ 9:45am 
Hi
ISNANE_meow 9 Nov, 2014 @ 11:46am 
Darude-Sandstorm