Ｗｅｌｃｏｍｅ  ｔｏ  Ｒｏｂ  Ｓｅｎｐａｉ＇ｓ  Ｄｏｊｏ

The essence and SEED of Robert-Senpai was stollen from the mighty God Shu Cheeto yubi greedily and brought upon this earth. Robert-Senpai was reborn into Robert-Senpai demigod form in the womb of a horse, Queen Butt Stallion. His form seemed to have been half chicken; half fish. Smoking cigarettes keeps his body's chi high enough for him to stay in his form to teach his students, but Robert-senpai grew up as a discipline of the Emperor Kim Jong Un in Kim Jong Un's secret shrine on Ass Cheese mountain, and is currently actively seeks students to bless with his own SEED of knowledge.

USING ROB-SENPAI IS AN EFFICENT AND EFFECTIVE TEACHING TOOL FOR ANY:
ｓｔｕｄｅｎｔ  ｏｆ  ｓｅｎｐａｉ！



1. Butt
2. Love and compassion
4. Ｙｏｕｒｓｅｌｆ!
5. Cheese



1. Language!
2. Rob!
4. Butt
5. Cheese!
6. Fishing!
7. Long walks on the beach!
8. Your true self
?. Ｌｉｔｅｒａｌｌｙ ｅｖｅｒｙｔｈｉｎｇ!


( ! ᵂᵃʳᶰᶦᶰᵍˢ ᵃᶰᵈ ᶫᶦᵃᵇᶦᶫᶦᵗʸ ! )

( ᵂᵉ'ʳᵉ ᶰᵒᵗ ᶫᶦᵃᵇᶫᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃᶰʸ ᵃᶜᶜᶦᵈᵉᶰᵗᵃᶫ ᵈᵉᵃᵗʰˢ, ᵒʳ ᶜᵃˢᵗʳᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰ

ᴱᶰᵒʳᵐᵒᵘˢ ᵒʳ ᶠʳᶦᵍʰᵗᵉᶰᶦᶰᵍ ᵉʳᵉᶜᵗᶦᵒᶰˢ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵇᶫᵒᵒᵈ ᶫᵒˢˢ ᵐᵃʸ ᵒᶜᶜᵘʳ﹗)