Welcome all Ragers! You've been caught!

Rager: Usually used in online videogames when a player gets killed so many times that he yells or "rages" at the computer monitor, which is usually followed by an alt+F4 or a "User has disconnected".

iBoogle's First Law of Rage - A player will disconnect out of a game because they are extremely frustrated with the game's outcome.



How do you know you're a Rager?
1. When overwhelming rage caused by the online gaming world drives you into such madness, you quit from doing whatever the hell it is your doing.
2. To stop, cease, or discontinue a game due to aggravation from being constantly bested 'pwned' in any type of challenge within the game.
3. To scream wildly whilst mashing the keyboard before slamming it violently into a computer monitor, causing many of the keys to scatter about in an untidy manner after being bested 'pwned' in any type of challenge within the game.
4. To ♥♥♥♥ so horribly and blame the hardcore fail on everyone else through indeterminable screaming before quitting.

How do you fix your Raging problem?
1. Acceptance - Accept the fact you raged.
2. Expression - Let the world know you're a rager.
3. Optimism - Instead of looking at every outcome as terrible; try staying positive.
4. Balanced Player Skills - Offline-practice can make your games go smoothly.
5. Anit-Rage Care Habits - If you practice 'not' raging you will become more tolerant to raging.

Recovering From Rage:
Raging and its stresses pass more quickly, with good anti-rage care habits. It helps to have a close circle of rage experts or friends. It also helps to maintain a balanced player skill, drink enough non-alcoholic fluids, get practice and rest. Most people are unprepared to rage, since so often, the tragedy of raging strikes suddenly, without warning. If good anit-rage care habits are always practiced, it helps the person to deal with the pain and shock of raging until acceptance is reached.

Anti-Rage Practices for Left 4 Dead 2:
1. STAY together (play as a team).
2. If someone is behind, go back and help them...everyone!
3. Kill a tank my setting him on fire with a molotov and just run away.
4. Tanks don't receive extra damage for being shot in the head, so don't bother aiming for it.
5. Glance behind you every once in a while, DON'T ABANDON TEAMMATES!
*INFECTED*
1. ATTACK TOGETHER!
2. Help the Tank!



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