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I live in France
I look like a gay magneto
I have an army of pervy looking soliders called cherveleirs, who dont kill anyone
I run around Pretending to be Napoleon Bonarparte
I have tried to destroy the world on behalf of the real bonarparte with a massive spinning flying palace built by the babylons
I have a gun that is completely silent yet when it fires, fails to kill anything like my army
I also use my sword (which I have two of yet i give one to phantom ugh), that cannot draw blood, to try and defeat my enemuh phantom ugh!
AND IT GOES UP UP DOWN!