Feel The Force

Good evening/morning flock of Obi-Wan. My name is Zachary Stearman, priest to our Lord and Savior, who became one with the Force and guides us with his utter mentioning of his deeds. We at the Church are forever thankful for all of you for atleast being interested in our ideaologies, but we can still use your help. In order for our religion to be recognized by the rest of the world as a "religion" and not a "cult", we need at the least 100 members. Already, at the time of this message, we have 45 members (not including myself and His Holiness the Pope). With your endeavours, our flock will grow and eventually, we will reach our goal of 100 flock members to hear the words of our Lord. All you need to do is invite your family, friends, and anyone you can find that is interested in our Church to join us. With your help, the word of our True Lord will spread rampid across all boards and websites, and we will eventually be recognized not just on here; but everywhere. May the Force be with you all, Padawans.

`Priest Zachary H. Stearman, in service of Our Lord Obi-Wan Kenobi