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Welcome to MALIGNANT CANCER. We dont like soft ♥♥♥♥ benign cancers, were ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MALIGNANT as ♥♥♥♥. So if you came here thinking "Im benign, but im still a form of life threatening cancer" then you can go surgically remove yourself, jump of a cliff, and then drown yourself in the pacific ocean (If the cliff is near the pacific ocean, really any large body of water will do). This group is only for the hardest, meanest and MALIGNANTEST (If thats a word) of cancers. we are MALIGNAT CANCER!!!!!

ps. I also run a small time azerbaijani strip joint (Built in the memory of the greatest turkish stripper to walk the earth, Ghurkbaniki Nurbana, rest his soul) for a living and am looking for fellow strippers to grow my business 'JackIt off'. We also do dry cleaning and pen engravings.

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"JACKIT OFF' CIRCLE JERK AND SOGGY BISCUIT CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!!

21 апреля 2016 г. - drewmus | Комментариев: 9

I am more than joyful to announce that "JACKIT OFF' will be hosting the annual circle jerk and soggy biscuit championship! Strippers, prostitutes and those creepy uncles that take us into their basement for 'funtimes' from all over the world will be attending this event. The prizes this year for 1st, 2nd and 3rd are as listed below:
1st:
$20,000, Free vesectomy, state of the art fleshlight and a jar of cookies *wink*wink

2nd:
$5,000, a 3 pronged vibrating dildo (For those friday nights in) and a gopro HD ♥♥♥♥ mounted camera

3rd:
3rd can go ♥♥♥♥ himself because he is a ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥.

This event will be help on 15th of May at 'JACKIT OFF' strip club.

Hope I see all you sick perverted ♥♥♥♥♥ there, and in the meantime work on your techniques ;)

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Slippery Gypsy 24 ноя. 2016 г. в 0:37

drewmus

23 ноя. 2016 г. в 21:42

can't argue with that

Slippery Gypsy 23 ноя. 2016 г. в 4:13

you're mentally ill mate

drewmus

23 апр. 2016 г. в 21:27

THAT AWKWARD FEELING
Has anyone had that awkward feeling when your jackin it while watching a porn video and a good part is coming up, so you raise the tempo to get you there faster, but the part of the video doesn't come in time with your orgasm, so you let go to 'cooldown' but end up orgasming anyway and get an extremely awkward and unsatisfying finish?

Then to make the situation better, your mum walks in with the rest of the family visiting from inter state and your streaming the porn to the lounge room TV and its of an 'unconventional' category, so they are both shocked at the site of you masterbating with ham and a snorkel, and at the grotesque pornography displayed on the TV.

Anyone?

drewmus

22 апр. 2016 г. в 0:05

Mate i have a guy... He's a specialist when it comes to removing foreign objects from reckless peoples anuses. Next time leave the foreign object penetration to the professionals ;)

ISIS Beheading Gone Sexual 22 апр. 2016 г. в 0:03

People i need help

Over the last few day i have been experimenting iphones and anal and my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ has swallowed the bloody thing up.
can somebody help me with my dilemma.

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