I am more than joyful to announce that "JACKIT OFF' will be hosting the annual circle jerk and soggy biscuit championship! Strippers, prostitutes and those creepy uncles that take us into their basement for 'funtimes' from all over the world will be attending this event. The prizes this year for 1st, 2nd and 3rd are as listed below:
1st:
$20,000, Free vesectomy, state of the art fleshlight and a jar of cookies *wink*wink

2nd:
$5,000, a 3 pronged vibrating dildo (For those friday nights in) and a gopro HD ♥♥♥♥ mounted camera

3rd:
3rd can go ♥♥♥♥ himself because he is a ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥.


This event will be help on 15th of May at 'JACKIT OFF' strip club.

Hope I see all you sick perverted ♥♥♥♥♥ there, and in the meantime work on your techniques ;)