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"JACKIT OFF' CIRCLE JERK AND SOGGY BISCUIT CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!!

21 Apr, 2016 @ 6:29am - drewmus
I am more than joyful to announce that "JACKIT OFF' will be hosting the annual circle jerk and soggy biscuit championship! Strippers, prostitutes and those creepy uncles that take us into their basement for 'funtimes' from all over the world will be attending this event. The prizes this year for 1st, 2nd and 3rd are as listed below:
1st:
$20,000, Free vesectomy, state of the art fleshlight and a jar of cookies *wink*wink

2nd:
$5,000, a 3 pronged vibrating dildo (For those friday nights in) and a gopro HD dick mounted camera

3rd:
3rd can go fuck himself because he is a shit cunt.


This event will be help on 15th of May at 'JACKIT OFF' strip club.

Hope I see all you sick perverted fucks there, and in the meantime work on your techniques ;)
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ISIS Beheading Gone Sexual 22 Apr, 2016 @ 9:47pm 
yeop
drewmus 22 Apr, 2016 @ 6:47am 
I am also looking for potential champions in this Championships, anyone interested?
drewmus 22 Apr, 2016 @ 4:31am 
Well thats your loss for the last 300 years. REgardless I am ver homoured and privileged to have the opportunity to host this magnificant event. HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL THERE!!!!!
Misfit 22 Apr, 2016 @ 4:14am 
well i apologise for not hearing about it 300 + years ago, must have been busy ;)
ISIS Beheading Gone Sexual 22 Apr, 2016 @ 3:57am 
I cant believe she hasnt heard of this critically acclaimed event, It has been taking place for over 300 plus years.
Misfit 22 Apr, 2016 @ 1:46am 
hmm nice then
drewmus 22 Apr, 2016 @ 12:09am 
A troll? This event is a highly acclaimed and internationally recognised event. So, no, this is not a troll.
Misfit 22 Apr, 2016 @ 12:04am 
Is this a troll?
ISIS Beheading Gone Sexual 21 Apr, 2016 @ 11:56pm 
Sounds like a hoot and a holla of a night i hope to see you all there
♥♥♥ BIG!!
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