Jort Enthusiasts

The Jort's Mafia was founded in Disneyland. It was a sunny day, clear skies, everyone was happy. So the Jort squad went to Disneyland. All was well, then it happened. Disneyland attacked us for wearing Jorts or mentioning anything relating to Jorts. They gave us warnings, even HAD THE AUDACITY TO TRY AND SILENCE US. You see the Jort Mafia cannot be silenced. We kept coming back even though they clearly did not like us. Eventually they banned us from all Disneyland's across the land. It was a sad day for us fellow Jort Enthusiasts. Just know Disney, we aren't done, we will never be done. Count your days. We will return, stronger, better, bigger, swaggier, stylin, and profilin in our Jorts. You cannot stop the Jort Mafia. We will achieve more than just getting the goofy hat. NEVER underestimate the Jort Mafia. When we break out the tactical Jorts, ITS OVER!