Jort Enthusiasts

The Jort's Mafia was founded in Disneyland. It was a sunny day, clear skies, everyone was happy. So the Jort squad went to Disneyland. All was well, then it happened. Disneyland attacked us for wearing Jorts or mentioning anything relating to Jorts. They gave us warnings, even HAD THE AUDACITY TO TRY AND SILENCE US. You see the Jort Mafia cannot be silenced. We kept coming back even though they clearly did not like us. Eventually they banned us from all Disneyland's across the land. It was a sad day for us fellow Jort Enthusiasts. Just know Disney, we aren't done, we will never be done. Count your days. We will return, stronger, better, bigger, swaggier, stylin, and profilin in our Jorts. You cannot stop the Jort Mafia. We will achieve more than just getting the goofy hat. NEVER underestimate the Jort Mafia. When we break out the tactical Jorts, ITS OVER!

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Happy Valentine's Day Jort Mafia

február 13. - jort enthusiast | 0 megjegyzés

Romance is the last thing on my mind right now, my heart only beats for the love of Jorts. I stumbled upon a pair of jorts as I went undercover to Disneyland and they are rumored to possess unparalleled agility and the most comfortable of denim. I was intrigued but I couldn't bare to bring myself to give my money to Disneyland of all places.

I also found a hidden cave inside the Pirates of the Caribbean ride and discovered a sacred relic... it looked like it a shining piece of denim. I don't know, but they caught me and I couldn't find a way back in again.

Jort Mafia, we need to rejoice once again and take on Disneyland jort to jort. They will not get away with this.

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John Cenas 20th Anniversary

2022. június 27. - LocalMilfHunter | 1 megjegyzés

Today marks 20 years of John Cenas career in WWE. This man has been rocking Jort's for 20 years, that's before some of us could even walk. Cena has won 21 championships in total, including 16 world championships (a record 13 reigns as WWE Champion and the World Heavyweight Championship three times), a company record. He has the fourth-highest number of combined days as WWE Champion, behind Bob Backlund, Hulk Hogan and Bruno Sammartino. Lets not forget he's won 2 Royal Rumbles. Most people are lucky to win 1. He's also a legend outside of the ring. He's also set a record for the most famous person to grant the most Make a Wishes. Granting over 650 wishes. His acting accolades are pretty amazing as well. This man is a Founding Father of the Jorts Mafia. Respect homie.

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