Romance is the last thing on my mind right now, my heart only beats for the love of Jorts. I stumbled upon a pair of jorts as I went undercover to Disneyland and they are rumored to possess unparalleled agility and the most comfortable of denim. I was intrigued but I couldn't bare to bring myself to give my money to Disneyland of all places.

I also found a hidden cave inside the Pirates of the Caribbean ride and discovered a sacred relic... it looked like it a shining piece of denim. I don't know, but they caught me and I couldn't find a way back in again.

Jort Mafia, we need to rejoice once again and take on Disneyland jort to jort. They will not get away with this.

Today marks 20 years of John Cenas career in WWE. This man has been rocking Jort's for 20 years, that's before some of us could even walk. Cena has won 21 championships in total, including 16 world championships (a record 13 reigns as WWE Champion and the World Heavyweight Championship three times), a company record. He has the fourth-highest number of combined days as WWE Champion, behind Bob Backlund, Hulk Hogan and Bruno Sammartino. Lets not forget he's won 2 Royal Rumbles. Most people are lucky to win 1. He's also a legend outside of the ring. He's also set a record for the most famous person to grant the most Make a Wishes. Granting over 650 wishes. His acting accolades are pretty amazing as well. This man is a Founding Father of the Jorts Mafia. Respect homie.

The Jort Mafia CANNOT BE SILENCED! Disneyland may have tried their best to ruin us & destroy us but it didn't work. One day we will return and show them what they are missing out on. Power in numbers, that is what we strive to have. Jorts mafia is on the rise. We cannot be stopped, or silenced. We must rise up above this CLEAR DISCRIMINATION. Disneyland is fine with "mommy milkers" or "sucking on the cows utters" BUT WHEN IT COMES TO JORTS NO! NO! NO! They treat us like being fellow Jort Enthusiasts is a SIN! IT IS NOT AND WE WILL NO LONGER STAND FOR THIS. Lets be honest we were all Disney fans in one way or another. NOT ANYMORE! We can no longer stand by and let this discrimination continue!!! There are fellow jort enthusiasts just like us all over the world going to Disneyland and getting the same IF NOT worse treatment for being Jort lovers. WE MUST FIND THEM AND RECRUIT THEM! Tell ya mommy, ya daddy, ya sister, ya brother, and even the homeless heroin addict in the sewer (that is a joke we as fellow jort enthusiast do not condone doing heroin or any types of drugs....) We will be supporting Six Flags from here on out. At least they appreciate us. Anyways, that's all. REMEMBER THE DRESS CODE: JORTS